Doug Jones
cherry valley forever
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
official daine visual archive
Cosimo Galluzzi
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sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Product Placement
roma★
Not today Justin
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
pixel skylines
$LAYYYTER
macklin celebrini has autism
izzy's playlists!
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
@theartofmadeline
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@regal-daktarii
my friend created the funniest text to speech voice ever made. his name is joshua. he loves farms and cashews. for whatever reason the group chat has collectively decided that i am his father and he exclusively refers to me as “daddy way way”. also, he is the second most fucked up tts voice spawned
listening to this factory resets my brain
HUH??? COWBOYS?
story of cowboys
One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny
This show hurts my brain
Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.
Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.
Is this a beef commercial? Cuz they talk like a commercial.
This recipe is the cheat method to all ramen cooked at home. And it’s fricken vegan. Vegan. A ramen. Do you know how much money this saves? Do you know how long it takes to cook a tonkotsu ramen broth? 6 hours. Minimum. I feel like I just hacked my way into a secret of the culinary world that’s desperate to remain under lockdown and away from the prying eyes of the public. So what does it take? Konbu, dried shiitake mushrooms and soy milk. And under 30 minutes. It is amazingly good, I could cry. Lotus root has become my new favourite vegetable, so delightfully crunchy even after being cooked! And considering the general consensus regarding tempeh, I was expecting to despise it.. but that’s before you flavour anything with teriyaki sauce I suppose.What happens when you can’t find burdock root? Substitute it for sweet potato, I’m a thinker. Someone applaud my dedication for almost burning off my eyebrows in order to use the barbecue (and cleaning it!!) just for very small components of this dish. Seriously though, this is the most sinless, yet decadent ramen you’ll ever taste! Every crave but loathe to carry your stomach around like a bowling ball? Look no further!
Jouichirou’s Special Rich Ramen Recipe
Buddhist Stock: 1 10x10cm konbu square, 4 dried shiitake mushrooms, 700ml water
Teriyaki Tempeh: tempeh, 1 tblsp sesame oil, 1 tblsp honey, 1 tblsp soy sauce, 1 tblsp sake, 1 tblsp mirin
Ramen Noodles, ½ tblsp yuzu juice, ½ tsp grated garlic and ginger, 2 tblsp miso, 500ml soy milk, 50g taro, salt, pepper, chili oil
lotus root, burdock root (or sweet potato), carrot, turnip, rock salt
Submerge 1 10x10cm konbu square, 4 dried shiitake mushrooms in 700ml cold water for 30 minutes. Bring to the boil, remove konbu square and continue to boil for 2 minutes. Strain.
Wash lotus roots carefully, including on the inside. Slice lotus root thinly, carrots into rectangles, cut turnips by slicing in half then into slices so that they resemble wedges. Peel thick shards of burdock root. Lotus and burdock roots brown quickly so let sit in a bowl of water with a bit of vinegar to prevent this.When ready to cook, pat dry with paper towels.
Deep fry lotus roots and burdock peel until golden.
Barbecue carrots and turnips. BARBECUING IS AMAZING. I’M BARBECUING ANYTHING I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NEXT UP, PIZZA.
Place on paper towels to absorb excess oil. Season with rock salt.
Cut tempeh into 5cm squares, coat with potato starch. Heat up 1 tblsp sesame oil and cook tempeh to achieve a golden sear.
Add 1 tblsp sake, mirin, honey and soy sauce. Coat well with sauce. Set aside until ready to serve. Tempeh is magical and delicious and I can’t believe I said that without duress.
To make broth, sear garlic and ginger in 1 tblsp sesame oil. Add miso. Dissolve in 500ml soy milk and 300ml buddhist stock. Read note below regarding the miso
Grate in 50g of taro (I may have gone overboard with this.. don’t do that, it won’t turn out as pretty). Simmer for 5 mins. Season with salt. Edit: I’ve been looking to see how to improve its appearance and one method is to place the miso into a sieve and lower it into the stock to dissolve gradually. That way, the solids don’t linger on top of the surface and you have a clearer broth.
Boil noodles for 1-2 minutes, strain and mix with ½ tblsp yuzu juice. Add broth and carefully arrange the garnishes of tempeh teriyaki, barbequed carrots and turnips, deepfried lotus roots and burdock peel and chili oil.
Enjoy! And thank whatever deity is up there for such a blessing of a guiltless, delicious ramen.
we have 12 hours left (because est is the only time zone i acknowledge) to come up with the last meme of 2017
Stick on the Cucumber
Fancy pickle
Pickle cucumber
Cucumber.jpg
cumcuber.ex
Cucumbers make you cheat
THEN PERISH
Cucumber on a stick is Fine Art now
Why weren’t you at Cucumber Practice??
You know I had to stick it to em
If you start eating a cucumber at 11:59:57 PM on December 31st, you’ll get your midnight kiss from a cucumber. Start 2018 off right!
…TOO SOON, REGAL
so like, smite’s newest god chiron is a centaur but one of his skins makes him look like some kinda horse chris metzen and i cant stop laughing
hewwo?
…hewwo?
hewwo?
hewwo?
hewwo?
hewwo?
Hewwo?
@chaingrudge @122-200 @hanzosexy
ffxiv classes, 4.05 edition
paladin: the power of christ compels you to BURN IN HELL
warrior: we're still relevant right?
dark knight: oh hey we actually have utility now
white mage: why do lilies exist again
scholar: *distant screaming*
astrologian: apparently i'm a scholar now
black mage: sorry what was that? i couldn't hear you over the sound of murder
summoner: *drifts gently into oblivion*
red mage: *aggressively mashes face against keyboard* AM I WINNING?????
bard: WILL YOU JUST FUCKING PROC ALREADY
machinist: at least i still get top dps when it comes to glamour
dragoon: i'm gonna go take a nap, wake me up when my eye stacks are ready
monk: wait you mean chakra is actually a mechanic?
ninja: what do you mean, "burst damage"?
samurai: i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing but act says i'm doing a good job
look who i found
and just like that, STATIC B WRAPS IT UP TODAY
Ft. from left to right, Odlun (who has no tumblr?), Vio / @celesiel, Wrigl / @regal-daktari, Me (Odlun MADE ME get on my Kirin despite me having had this thing for like a year?? now haha), Feefs / @paissa-brat, AND Ferai / @ferai-caolann!
GOOD WORK TEAM. STAY TUNED FOR HW BIRD FARMING STATIC.
overwatch no mercy run
numbani defense. me as zenyatta, and 5 lucios; 2 on speed, 3 on heal. they just ran around and spammed their boosts to keep me alive and mobile. they also stayed hidden in the little rooms so that they wouldn’t die.
i was a very fast little robot man with a fist full of discord who never died.
also we won.
@ferai-caolann
me @ junkrat
@best-hero-in-the-game is this you
art by emomim.
Character profiles. I still think Terra and Celes ought to be aged up a bit.
