Regnum Somnia

3DS fc: 2423-2266-0955

[teathattast]

the hunger

[devenka]

why would he eat like that

[teathattast]

the hunger

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[kristina100000]

i cant breathe

[airportrunwaymodel]

I’m choking

[smile-sam19]

this what happens when you can’t whistle

[adonischildsupportcase]

[moggiepillar]

When I was about 11, my father was listening to NPR in the car and I was the captive audience in the back seat with no choice but to listen. It was some gardening and/or food themed show and the host was talking about how carrots grown in the winter produce more sugar. This is an evolutionary tactic on the carrot’s part to survive harsh conditions. And that was when this man dropped the most banger line I’ve ever heard. “When you bite into a carrot and it tastes sweet, that’s the carrot saying ‘I don’t want to die.’” I was floored, changed as a person forever. This line haunts me. The poetry. The emotion. NPR made me the sappy garden idiot I am today, romanticizing senescence and over analyzing the science behind vegetables.

[previoustags]

[queerist]

BRANDI IS OUR SAVIOUR

[pissvortex]

non-looping gifs fuck me up so bad

[mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005]

[silentstar]

[scottishtwitter]

[inner--monologue]

[catastrofe]

[unclefather]

me to flies

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aphony-cree]

Becoming an adult triggers the cat instinct

[memescomedy]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

[neonprotagonist]

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[qothqueen]

[apocalypsedreams-deact]

[thedancingcostumeyoungadult]

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for

"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool

Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them

Clean as you go

If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

[datenshi-no-hime]

None of these are wrong.

[lethargybomb]

frenemies

[arcaniumagi2]

they could have been besties

[daddyslilblackkitten]

That’s the thing about Debbie.

If she didn’t deceive them, they would have loved for Fester to marry her homicidal ass. She would have totally helped Mortician join the rest of the witches on their hellish crusade

[rodrickheffeley]

hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, oral sex:

me and the girls: