Xelly’s Brain Dump

Your favorite least favorite enby boo. Current fandoms: Voices!Lads, Deltarune, DDLC, JCU, FNAF, RTCU, OMORI

[regretfullyxelly]

Magical John and Jim Pickens teaming up would be the most horrible thing to ever happen, the world would be destroyed in minutes

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I headcanon RT’s chat as being little shooting stars that fly around his head and say things :)

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*Something is on fire…*

Dan: Kevin, NO!

Kevin: I haven’t even done anything!

Dan: Sorry, force of habit. DAITHI, NO!

Daithi: I’ve been with Brian the whole time!

Brian: That’s true.

Dan: Then who…

Seán: *whistles*

[shipping-isnt-morality]

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

[zandracourt]

This needs to be reblogged today.

[justsparethoughts-deactivated20]

Consenting to see adult content doesn’t mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you’re at this button you have already done the following:

1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place

2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about

3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU

4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don’t want to see like, oh I don’t know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia

5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all

6) have read the summary of the story, which aren’t always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.

7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don’t want then there shouldn’t be anything in here that’s a shock to you but maybe there is. That’s why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.

8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story.

9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time “are you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it”.

If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it’s probably because you specifically went looking for it.

You walnut.

[vi-maxwell-blog]

This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3

[madamfraser]

“You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.”

Stop complaining with writers when you dislike a story FGS

[mistresspandora-archive]

This also works when stories are tagged, oh say, infidelity. If you don’t want to read about someone in your OTP being unfaithful (I.E., HAVING SEX WITH A DIFFERENT PERSON), don’t read that freaking story. The tags are there for YOU. So stop complaining when the story contains exactly what the author says it contains. Freaking hell.

[thegreenmeridian]

If I go to the supermarket, walk down the fish aisle, pick up a salmon fillet, pay for it, take it home, put it in the oven, wait for it, take it out, then take a bite…

I cannot complain to Tesco that I don’t like fish.

[phdmama]

And, I would add, if you are someone who really cannot tolerate a particular kind of content, and the required warnings, optional tags, summary, and author’s note do not give you enough information to make an informed decision about choosing to read a piece of fiction (aka it’s all opt-in, baby!), that IS the information you need, which is, you don’t have enough information. Aka, enter at your own risk.

[regretfullyxelly]

RT is somehow the one who is both fed up with everyone’s shit yet the cause of half the shit at the same time

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RT what did you do-

(Also yes, I know this refers to retweeting and not RTGame, but haha funny laugh laugh)

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I haven’t slept in three days and now I have ideas and questions

IS MIITOPIA ITSELF THE RTCU OR JUST A PART OF IT

Like if it’s just a part of it how does Subnautica!Dan and the Drift King and all of that fit into the universe

Is it a multiverse? Is that what it is?

Is there a CMKCU as well? Are they connected somehow?

Maybe Turg hops across universes to try and stop the other universe-crosser Jim Pickens

But why

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Why did I decide to make an AU why did I decide to make an AU why did I decide to make an AU

The document I’ve written everything on is screaming for me to go to sleep and stop writing about Irish people and voices in heads

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RT’s fluffy reaction to seeing a Spheal in Pokémon Legends is the only thing keeping me sane rn

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Can dan block out the voices!lads at all? Like, if they ever got super annoying, could he "time them out" for a little while?

Thank you for the question!

The answer is yes, but it would take an insane amount of mental energy. Also, doing so would actually hurt Dan a fair bit, since the chips basically force the Lads to be in his head. So, that’s why Seán tries to stop arguments before they go so far to warrant that punishmen.

[wickedlimes-deactivated20230403]

you people are so predictable

[regretfullyxelly]

Quick, hide this before RTumbler starts drawing the RTcler and “We don’t talk about RT” (couldn’t think of a good Bruno RT name) meeting up

OMFG THEY WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE

[grimeclown]

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

[grimeclown]

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

[cameoappearance]

Put sesame oil and soy sauce in your ramen. Put sliced cucumbers in your ramen.

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Put ramen in your ramen.

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Voices!Lads playing D&D:

Kevin: ”Sir Turg attacks the dragon!”

Daithi: “Sir Daithi seduces the dragon~”

Seán: “Sir Jack takes a nap!”

Dan: “…Do you all even know how to play?”

Brian: *Trying to figure out how the hell they were able to play D&D in the first place*

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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD THAT HAS LEFT RTUMBLER GET RTCLER AWAY FROM ME HE IS THE ONLY THING I SEE

PLEASE I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN THREE DAYS HE’S HAUNTING ME

GET THIS FABULOUS FABULOUS MAN AWAY

[regretfullyxelly]

Hello! Popping in here to ask about the voices!lads au. If Kevin can sometimes control Dan's movements because he's the first voice, does that mean that Brian and Daithi have less influence than Kevin and Sean because they came later? Are they quieter in his head, then? (also, as an aside, i love your icon /gen)

Congratulations on being the first person to show a genuine interest in this AU! *jazz hands, fanfare, etc.*

To answer your question, Brian and Daithi don’t have less influence, per se. Seán and Kevin just have more. I don’t really know how to explain it? Like, Brian and Daithi are the starter Pokémon, Seán is the first evolution, and Kevin’s the second. They all came from the same place and started the same, just those two have moved up. Does that make sense? Sorry. And they’re all the same volume (though Daithi and Kevin bicker a lot and that tends to be a bit louder).

(Thanks for complimenting the icon, Spamton is fabulous isn’t he? Not even Mettaton can compete.)

[regretfullyxelly]

Just so you know, my asks are open so feel free to ask me anything about Voices!Lads or anything else! (No this is definitely not because I’m running out of ideas what are you talking about go away and stop reading this)

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HELP GET MY BRAIN OFF OF FUSION!LADS I CAN’T SLEEP BECAUSE IT’S MY NEW HYPERFIXATION