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Greetings

A random ace attorney takes blog run by mod pearl and mod ema [that is pretty much it (i have nothing else to add) ]

Mod Pearl here!! Miles Edgeworth stannies DNI 🤬‼️‼️

Mod ema here bc i forgot to say smth important : Clay terran fans and athena cykes haters DNI

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Is he really a good character if over half of the positive things about him are just "hehehe booby fulbright mantitties"? if you rely on his rather corrupt rack of bob-breasts to enjoy the man, then do you even truly like this bastardized cop at all? follow me for more regular red pilled ace attorney facts.

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Ace attorney fact : simon blackquill is canonically my wife

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Ace attorney fact : blackbright would never work out , even with "bobby lives aus" , no matter how much you characterize fullbright as a "poor little meow meow nice guy who wouldn't hurt a fly" guy , it doesn't take away the fact he shares a face with simon's abuser

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Ace Attorney fact: Simon Blackquill has a deep-rooted fear of Freddy Fazbear. During his time in prison, to deal with her anger in a rather misplaced and projected manner, Aura put audio devices in his cell to mimic Freddy's music box in the dead of night. This is why he is so eepy all the time and has those bags under his eyes. Follow me for more Ace Attorney facts.

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Hot take apparently : while i personally couldn't care less , i could try get people who want clay's character to be explored further , but the second you start insisting of rewriting the game or plot to be specifically centered around him and take athena out of the spotlight completely then i'm not hearing you out .

Accept it already , a lot of ya'll just hate women , i have yet to hear someone give an actual valid and concise answer as to why they dislike athena that isn't a variation of "idk what i don't like about her / she just doesn't fit" .

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Hot take because apparently people lack media literacy: Edgeworth was vile in Dual Destinies, nothing about his actions were generally admirable or redeemable. He, at his core, simply represents another aspect of how a corrupt law system will harm the innocents; to obtain the ends of their own agenda. He is yet another representative of the whole notion that an end can justify the means, and frankly his end is selfish. Did he ever once truly care about the lives of Simon Blackquill and all those who crossed paths in the UR-1 incident? No, don't delude yourself here.

Think of it further, what was his plan to save Simon? They made an agreement, Simon could continue to prosecute, as long as they were both searching for the true culprit behind the UR-1 incident; something that ultimately benefited Edgeworth. He needed the prosecutors to look good, Simon's entire existence paints a rather ugly smear on the appearance of upstanding members of justice. However.... Edgeworth did not do anything, quite literally until Aura stepped in! If he were truly to care about Simon, there would have been other alternatives; yet he was simply just preying on the vulnerability and unstable nature of a broken woman grieving for her brother. Terrible plan and further shows that he still uses people like pawns.

Furthermore, one could argue that his hands were tied, etc. However, why was he so insistent on proving Athena's guilt? Reasonably, there would be no real way she could be proven as the culprit of a 7-year old case, Simon is already on death row and the "evidence" to indict her was clearly flawed. Yet Edgeworth would fight tooth and nail regardless, hoping for any possible candidate to fit his own agenda; he quite literally would have allowed the girl to be executed on a whim just so his precious public image could be saved. He disgusts me, even worse that he is presented as some sort of Saint or blessing here. For the innocent lives at stake, his actions were deplorable and frankly it is irritating to no end to see no discussion on the matter; or worse, dismissal that your beloved little meow meow could contain any true flaw.

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Ace attorney headcanon : athena cykes is a chayanne enjoyer