musicians get angry
So I am in band practise (that’s a wind band, not the funky type), and we are practising this new piece of music that’s quite folky and has a marching rhythm to it. Instead of our normal conductor, we have this guy who acts strangely, he reminds me of a posh vole/weasel. He’s riling us up to get us in the mood, so now we’re all shouting and getting rowdy - exciting stuff - and suddenly we are rehearsing in a supermarket where he’s instructing us to get out our craft knives (like we all carry them around??) and wave them in the air. Then he demonstrates by prodding/stabbing into some packaged salami and tells us to do the same, but I am a vegetarian so he gives me a Babybel cheese instead. winner.









