#band practise

[princessjetstream]

Speed Paint | TFP - Miko's Metal!

[mmmusicschool133]

[terror-foster]

your drummer brings this recording device along and always demands complete silence before he presses record

so we decide to fuck with him

[regulardreams-blog1]

musicians get angry

So I am in band practise (that’s a wind band, not the funky type), and we are practising this new piece of music that’s quite folky and has a marching rhythm to it. Instead of our normal conductor, we have this guy who acts strangely, he  reminds me of a posh vole/weasel. He’s riling us up to get us in the mood, so now we’re all shouting and getting rowdy - exciting stuff - and suddenly we are rehearsing in a supermarket where he’s instructing us to get out our craft knives (like we all carry them around??) and wave them in the air. Then he demonstrates by prodding/stabbing into some packaged salami and tells us to do the same, but I am a vegetarian so he gives me a Babybel cheese instead. winner. 

[lachyness]

[turnaphraseband-blog]

Batman shoe selfie at practise!

[otterlygraceless]

Events of one Band rehearsal

baritone section leader played drum major and half the band played while dancing when the BD walked away

Section leader got a hold of two trumpets, put the bells on her boobs and said "I think its a little cold out here"

Someone was accused of hiding a pistol in their trumpet 

Everyone thought this one girl passed out

Joked about Ebola AIDS

Band Director quoted a meme

BD told every one to stop saying Ebola AIDS and that Taylor Swift had more ex's than people have died from Ebola

More than three different frozen songs were sung

Trumpet player loudly reminded everyone not to share water bottles because they might get Ebola AIDS