jules

young royals, red white and royal blue, marauder era, stranger things, umbrella academy

[reguluscantswim]

i dont think some people understand how gut wrenching, throat drying, crying till you cant breathe at 2am, 64% grade, no cereal, shot of hot sauce, axe body spray smelling, stepping in water with socks on, paper cut with hand sanitizer the marauders fandom can be sometimes. the reason i say this is 3 words… regulus, james, lily.

[reguluscantswim]

ok but james couldn’t keep his and regulus relationship quiet for shit.

*at breakfast*

james: *sees regulus*

james: omg, reggie, your wearing the sweater i got u for our 5 month anniversary!

regulus: …

sirius: *just walking in*

sirius: what did i miss

peter: your best friends fucking your brother

remus: *cackles*

remus: its ok im fucking regs brother

everyone: …

sirius: babe🥺

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*after harry was born*

remus: hes so cute

james: i know, takes after me

sirius: no he takes after me, you see that smooth baby skin

lily: …

sirius: btw i figured out something.. lily your officially and FOREVER more, a milf

*at once*

james: that my wife

lily: sirius what the actual fu-

remus: the baby doesnt look like you hubby

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james: get someone who shares the same interest as you. for instance i love swimming

regulus: i cant swim

james: … yeah … swimming sucks i mean who wants wrinkly fingers as you play mermaids all day.