Since Marching band season has ended. Here are the quotes I have from it.
"Don't hate the grape jamboree. Hate football" - Trumpet
"Can I stroke your plume?" -Saxophone to Trombone "No" -Trombone "Sorry" -Saxophone "Instead of asking for permission just stroke it without permission" - Trombone as he walks by Saxophone and strokes their plume
"It's time to sexy" -Melaphone
"I'm the only responsible adult in this house" -Trombone
"When grass is dead it doesn't do anything" - Tenor Drum
"Are you ready to be po pop" -Saxophone at a rainy football game when we have to play a song.
"We should start an acopella" -Saxophone
"Who wants a solo?" -Band director. All of drumline raises their hands. "No, drumline cannot have a solo to Can You Feel the Love Tonight."-Band director. Alto sax raises hand. "Neither can you" -Band director
"Can you feel the love tonight?" -Saxophone
"Hey do you want trumpet music?" -Saxophone that doesn't play trumpet to a Saxophone
"Can you shoot your slide at me?" -Saxophone to Trombone
"Can I keep it?" -Saxophone to a bells player. (They found a cylinder in the forest)
[This isn't really a quote, but it's funny] *Trombone stares at the cylinder that's on the sidewalk with confusion, while the bells and Saxophone are throwing garbage away.*
"Just levitate if you want to see the circle done correctly" -Saxophone
"NO CURSING IN (CLARINET PLAYER)'S MAKEUP TUTORIAL!" -Clarinet