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All His
Emily Prentiss x Reader:
Cheer Me Up
Spencer Reid x Derek Morgan x Reader:
Our Princess

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Masterlist
Spencer Reid x Reader:
My Love and I Masterlist
All His
Emily Prentiss x Reader:
Cheer Me Up
Spencer Reid x Derek Morgan x Reader:
Our Princess
You remember Sergio? This is him now. Feel old yet?
I photoshopped the camera lines out from the pictures instead of working on my assignment that due tomorrow, but hey at least we have a clear view of matthew
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY
Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit
the LOVE OF MY LIFE is colchonero. i’m deceased.
we've all been sleeping on how fucking funny spencer is
This is so, so important you guys.
As a fanfiction writer, this makes me so proud.
Fanfiction is the purest form of joy.
criminal minds without context {part five}
the emily prentiss edition
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[3/5] favourite characters: Emily Prentiss
I’ve always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don’t know it at the time. I’d like to believe that’s true.
I don’t need you to protect me.
Though. I think I’m gonna stay on the job a little while longer.
How much longer?
Every day of my life.
Day 2: Favorite Female Character
Emily Prentiss
All His
Summary: Spencer has been on a case for a while and you really need to cum
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader
Word Count: 935
Warnings: use of vibrator and dildo, pillow humping, being tied up, anal, oral (female receiving)
3 weeks. Reid has been on a case for 3 weeks. You have been waiting and waiting for him to come back but you’re really starting to lose hope.
Obviously you miss him but you just really need to cum. Sure you have your hand and vibrator, but it’s just not as good as Spence.
Usually he asks you to not do anything until he gets back because the waiting and anticipation just makes it ten times better, but this time was different. You and Spencer talk every night when he’s on a case and he said that he understands if you need to take care of things because he couldn’t wait any longer either. You were relieved to hear that, but you had tried multiple times since you had that phone call last week, and still nothing. You’ve gotten close a couple times but you just can’t get yourself over that edge.
You were going to tonight though. Even if it killed you. You needed it.
Once you got home from work you went to your apartment, tuned on some music, and got in the shower. Upon getting out you put lotion all over yourself and put on your cute lingerie, hoping it would help you get in the mood a little bit. After that, you crawled into bed.
You then reached into your drawer and grabbed both your small vibrator and the dildo you kept in there. You really needed this, so you brought out the big guns.
You placed the vibrator over your lace panties and kept it there for a moment, it felt good and you were starting to get a little wet, so you decided to remove your panties and grab the dildo.
Spence kept a small bottle of lube in his bedside table so you reached over and grabbed that too.
You rubbed it all over the dildo and slowly slid it into your wet folds. A moan escaped your mouth.
It felt really good as you pulled it in and out, but still, you couldn’t reach your climax.
While keeping the dildo inside of you, you sat up and stuck a pillow between your legs, praying the friction would help.
You began bucking you hips, the friction was helping, but it still wasn’t enough to put you over the edge.
You removed the dildo and grabbed the vibrator while still straddling the pillow. You placed it over you clit as you kept moving your hips.
This might just do it.
You were moaning out Spencer’s name and were very close to cumming.
“Y/N?”
You almost had a heart attack.
“Spencer?!” You scared me half to death!” You said, still struggling to catch your breath
“Sorry, I just- we solved the case and I wanted to surprise you, I thought maybe we could go to dinner?” he said
“Spence that is so sweet, and I would love to go to dinner tonight, but first I need you on this bed. Right now.”
“Oh somebody’s excited to see me” he said with a smirk
“I have not gotten off since you left and I am dying over here, so yes I am excited.” You said, annoyed
“Well don’t worry I’m here now, and I’ll make up for those three weeks I promise” he said with a wink
Spence walked over the the bed and yanked you off the pillow. He turned the vibrator off and tossed it to the side, as he immediately buried his face between your legs. You immediately started to moan.
“Oh you taste so good baby, I missed you so much” he said between licks
You were already moaning his name.
“Spence please make me cum. Please.” You begged
Spencer sat up and began striping off his clothes, once he was done he removed your lace bra. He grabbed the tie he was wearing and tied it around your wrists and to the bed frame.
You loved it when he tied you up. You loved being Spencer’s dirty little slut. And you were all his.
Spencer tied you up to where you were facing the bed, and you were sitting up on your knees. Spence grabbed the bottle of lube you already had on the bed and squirted some on his hand, rubbing it all along his huge cock.
He came up right behind you and began whispering in your ear
“You want it pretty girl?”
“You’re such a good girl, waiting for me to cum huh?”
“I’m gonna make you feel so good”
You loved it when Spence whispered in your ear like that. It turned you on even more.
“I want it really bad” you pleaded
Immediately after saying that Spencer slammed into you from behind. You were already moaning.
Spencer loved fucking you in the ass. And you loved satisfying him.
As he rocked his hips, pulling his length in and out of you he had one hand above you, agains the wall, and the other grabbed at your tit.
“Oh Spence just like that YES” you moaned
“You ready to cum for me princess?”
“Yes please” you moaned
“Cum for me baby, cum all over my cock”
You slammed your head back onto Spencer’s chest, yelling out his name.
As you were cumming Spencer released inside of you.
After a moment of the two of you calming down, Spencer untied you and grabbed a towel from the bathroom to clean the two of you up.
As he was wiping you off he said, “I’m ready for some dinner, but when we get back, you’re all mine for the rest of the night”
Favourite Wardrobe: ➟ Dr. Spencer Reid – 9x06: In The Blood
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