零時感

Dan/Dango/Reiji. 23. 35% kuu, 65% dere. (And 95% gay.) Professional reblogger. And really bad selfies. Resident of idol hell. Top ranker for LLSIF EN Rin events because I don't love myself enough. Blown to smithereens by YukiMako and RinMaki. Twitter: dansoudango schoolido.lu: Dannynite Sidebar pic by ちろ (Twitter: @c__o14)

[kenfucky]

So I started watching this Japanese dating show on Netflix called Rea(L)ove, where every contestant is looking for love and each has a “dark secret” that they have to reveal to the other contestants at random times, and hope that the others still accept them. Some are addicted to sex, some have a lot of debt, some have a criminal record and so on. So there is this one girl who likes one of the guys despite him being rude at times, and he choosesto go on a solo date with her. Towards the end of their date, the hosts make her share her secret with him, and it goes as follows:

he had an almost speechless and shocked response, he didn’t say anything negative or positive really, just the two hosts kept laughing and saying very rude remarks. The scene just kind of ended with them walking away and then their individual thoughts on the date that pretty much boiled down to:

and

So the next day, the girls, this time,  get to choose a guy to go on a date with…

WILL HE????

HE DID!

So now, on the date—–

Sorry for the long post, but this was one of the sweetest things I’ve seen in a long time, and I was literally crying and just needed to share this with someone

[kenfucky]

SPOILER ALERT: THEY CHOSE EACH OTHER AT THE END!!!!!!!!

Me:

((see my other post for his heartbreaking dark secret))

[xmonday-mintx]

What’s up? Nothing much. Seems like we need to login to ask/request now, so I’d like to take this opportunity to come out as the one who requested the Takari kissing scene! Once again, thank you for drawing it! :) On another note, on the new poster, some see Takeru as holding Hikari’s hand. Any thoughts?

Ahaha Yeah I am turning off Anon Ask for a while xDHi there again! and……….SAY WHAT!!?

THIS IS CANON WHAT DO U MEAN

[makethisvibe-deactivated2024110]

the event in a nutshell

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[velteris]

Bloom Into You VAs!

Touko will be voiced by Kotobuki Minako (Asuka from Hibike!, Tsumugi from K-On).

Yuu will be voiced by Hisako Kanemoto (same voice in the manga PV).

[reijikan]

HISAKO KANEMOTO STILL YEEEEEE

[saccharinescorpion]

there is nothing straight about the way she’s thanking you, Misaki

[dankmemeuniversity]

[quiesphere]

when Ilsa isn’t home

[instarbuckswithdan]

[sarahseeandersen]

[blackpyrefly]

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

[andreii-tarkovsky]

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchscientist]

i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[random-senpai]

Wheel of Salt Changes

Rates are as follows

10 rolls -40% chance

20 rolls -40% chance

30 rolls -18.5%chance

100 rolls -1.5% chance

1 100 Roll is guaranteed to proc during the campaign

[rokettopencil]

We’ve reached 2000+ followers here!

Thank you for your continued support!!

My name is roketto and I like to reuse jokes from 4 years ago that I made

[thehilliwilldieon]

some college au headcanons for ya:

-Tenten is an absolute weapon at beer pong. Kiba takes this as a direct challenge to his frat bro cred and spends a good portion of every party losing terribly to her. eventually he gets too drunk to play anymore and Naruto and Lee run around setting up increasingly insane trick shots for Tenten. she sinks every shot

-Neji is that guy who brings his own six pack of craft beer to a kegger b/c he doesn’t drink swill. he’s fire at the flipping element of flip cup but can’t chug to save his life. Tenten nearly has an aneurysm watching him because oh my god Hyuuga this is no time for sipping the other team is winning

-Shino disappears halfway through the party b/c he went outside for a breath of fresh air and found a cool moth on the porch

-Lee had a few disastrous encounters with alcohol during his freshman year, but since he swore it off he’s been a host’s dream. before he leaves a house party he cleans up all the solo cups and empty cans and takes the trash out. has carried drunk friends home and sat up with them on more than one occasion. surprisingly good dancer and usually one of the first people out on the dance floor. if he doesn’t go home with Gaara, or if Gaara comes home with him, he gets up bright and early and makes scrambled eggs for his hungover roommates

-Gaara doesn’t like going out b/c it’s too loud and drunk and rambunctious for him, but every once in a while Lee, Naruto, or Kankuro persuades him to come to a house party, usually because it’s somebody’s birthday. he nurses one beer all evening and hangs out in the brightly lit kitchen making quiet conversation with Sakura–and Ino once they discover each other’s interest in plants. sometimes takes it upon himself to dead-head and water the host’s neglected houseplants. junior year he intervenes when he sees scummy art student Deidara harassing freshman Matsuri on frat row; he takes a punch and endears himself to her forever, somewhat to his chagrin

-Akatsuki (AK Sigma) are a shitty frat who got kicked off campus due to hazing