reimulin 2

"if @reimulin is so good, why isn't there an @reimulin 2?"

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call me merida the way i’m shooting aros

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i hate being straight why am i giggling over some GUY 💔

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WHYS EVERYONES PFP A CIRCLE

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why is everything so big all of a sudden on tumblr dot com how do i change it back

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poob has it for you 💔💔

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EUGHHH WHYD THEY ADD A WORSE SCROLL FEATURE THE APP IS ALREADY A SCROLLER WTFFFFF

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Listen here fucker.

I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.

There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.

Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.

Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try to tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.

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I AM SICK OF ALL THESE FART-SUCKING RATS AT THE HY-VEE. get out of my way Grocery Pig. I am trying to ACQUIRE MY PADS and broccoloid vegetables. Fucking idiots MOOOOOOVE I am a teenager I am going to inherit your fucking world the least you could do is not BE FECAL when I'm trying to NAVIGATE my CART through the AISLE? oh you want to call me pretty and say I should smile more??? I'M SIGNING YOU UP FOR INTIMATE CONTACT WITH a POTATO PEELER. Die!!! Or just get out of the way. AND STOP BREATHING SO LOUD.

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I love tiktok shop 😀

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the only nice thing I will ever say about Donald is that he has a genuine talent for coming up with the world’s funniest phrases. thank you Kanye, very cool? many such cases? concepts of a plan? banger after banger after banger. he’d have been a fantastic comedian if he wasn’t… y’know. 2 Fasc 2 Führious

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If I see one more conventionally attractive girl with a single slightly undesirable feature complain about being ugly on tiktok I’m going to crash tf out

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starting a book i got for $1 at a book sale at my local library about historical lesbian homicidal nuns. will update further. wish me luck

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how mfs look at you after you ask them if they’ve seen the suspiciously edible 16 phillips screws you left on your nightstand

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i don’t even listen to MCR but i’m so excited. its going to be pride month 2 over here on the gay people site. thrilling

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I just KNOW Green Day are cooking up some insane tunes rn that we won’t see for another 5 years

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the worst part is that this all stems back to trump not doing anything substantial about fuckass covid.

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listening to green day to try and ease my feelings of despair and maybe offset some of this fascism energy. i don’t think it’s working