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11 babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants, meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at 0%

ultrafacts

Damage Control is a fictional construction company appearing in Marvel Comics, which specializes in repairing the property damage caused by conflicts between superheroes and supervillains.

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copperbadge

I may be mixing up comics and cartoon canon but I’m 90% sure Damage Control was run by Nick Fury’s brother, too.

akathecupcakes

I would read the hell out of this.

scifigrl47

Okay, Damage Control is one of my FAVORITE THINGS.

Why?

Because it involves this:

It’s an entire comic where the accounting department figures out that Doom, Super Villian, Despot, and Head of the Reed Richards Must Die club, has not actually been paying his bills.

And they send that dapper, charming individual in the suit there to COLLECT ON AN OVERDUE BILL.

There’s also a wonderful subplot about one of the account executives attempting to work through the loopholes of the Fantastic Four’s insurance documentation (the policy only covered the ORIGINAL members, not damage done by new members).

If you ever read a comic and thought “God, I feel bad for whoever has to clean that up,” you need to read Damage Control.

lannamichaels

This. This is what I thought Agents of SHIELD would be about. Motherfucking badass bureaucrats.

cosmictuesdays

When Doom pays that bill, he writes a check.

The accountant then asks Doom for ID.

tee-in-the-shade

khmacleod

Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched. —Monica Sjoo

homopower

Casual reminder that “virgin” in the modern/Christian sense of the word is literally a complete bullshit, made-up social construct, arbitrarily given a negative connotation.

pocketss

it’s just one of those croissant days

pocketss

we love a recovery

only1600kids

me trying to pull my life together

its-only-the-rain

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

the-nwah-embassy

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.