Reisha

[reishad20]

Porsche: Hey, Chay, can I talk to you?

Chay, dragging Macau by the wrist: Sure. What about?

Porsche: ... Can I talk to you alone?

Macau: Unfortunately, no you can't.

Chay: We're a two pack deal.

Macau: You either get both or none.

Vegas, whispering: I'd take none.

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*Vegas and Pete fighting in the distance*

Macau: god, you're like an old married couple

Vegas: yeah but with epic sex

Pete: *pushes Vegas down the stairs*

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we've got vegaspete and then we've got this

Tankhun: I can't believe you and Kinn broke the bed last night!

Pete: Yeah, must have been a wild night ;)

Porsche: Yeah...

[last night]

Porsche: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Kinn: You're on

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Korn: I raised perfectly functional children.

Kinn: ....

Kim: Do you have other children we don't know about?

Tankhun: Maybe some that you actually raised?

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Porsche, on one knee: -so, will you marry me?

Kinn: Yes!

Pete, jumping out from a bush: Oh my god!

Kinn: Pete?! What are you-

Pete, hugging Porsche: You're getting married!!

Porsche, hugging back: I know!!

Pete: He said yes!!!

Porsche: I know!!

Kinn:

Kinn: Should I leave you two alone or something?

[reishad20]

Porsche: A girl passed me a note and it said "I think you're hot."

Porsche: So I passed her a note and it said, "I don't need you to tell me that."

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Porsche: Fist me.

Kinn, panicked: I-- What the fuck?

Porsche: *holds out his fist for a fist-bump*

Kinn:

Kinn: Right, that's what you--Right, okay, God, Jesus fucking Christ.

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Kim: I feel bad, I mean your brother is just so much smarter than mine smh :(

Tankhun: Kim don't feel-

Tankhun: WAIT

Kim: *starts walking away*

Tankhun: KIM

Tankhun: KIMHAN THEERAPANYAKUL. COME BACK HERE.

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vegas: i'm small, but knowing

kim: you don't even know what the top shelf looks like

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Porsche: *tries to slap Kinn's ass as he walks past by*

Porsche: *misses, trips and falls*

Kinn: *tries to catch Porsche but overbalances*

Kinn: *tries to hold a chair for support*

Chair: *breaks*

Kinn: *falls on top of Porsche*

Tankhun, watching: "It's like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance"

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Pete: Hey about that love letter you sent me?

Vegas: *nervously* What about it?

Pete: On the third paragraph

Vegas: Yeah, that's when I start to get really deep-

Pete: You forgot a comma

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Macau: Hi Chay, you look nice today!

Kim: *aggressively pushing Macau away* Hi angel, you look nice EVERYDAY!

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Porsche: Sure is dark in here.

Kinn:

Porsche: I'm not scared or anything.

Kinn:

Porsche: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days?? Not me. Not the Phoenix. No sir.

Kinn: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Porsche:

Porsche: Whattookyousolongyesplease.

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Porsche: Kinn was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow

Porsche: There's nothing special about tomorrow

Porsche: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over

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Chay: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Kim: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

[reishad20]

*Kinn and Porsche staying at Pete's and using the minor family pool*

*Pete, hiding in a bush*: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not-

*Kinn and Porsche start making out*

Pete: never fucking mind.

[reishad20]

Vegas: I'm into dark humor.

Pete, turning off the lights: Would you like to hear a joke?

Vegas: I love you.