✨Relationship Goals™✨

•When a lightbulb blows in a house you don't go and buy a new house, you just fix the problem •

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[aidashakur]

no pimples 2019

no sadness 2019

no fake love 2019

no hate 2019

no depression 2019

hydrated 2019

full of love 2019

healthy lifestyle 2019

$$$ 2019

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[92bricks]

I’ma miss y’alls titties

[relation-ship-goals-com]

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[etherealflowergoddess]

lmaoooo

[13th-hokage]

I’m deceased

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

None of what he dais was wrong and this is still the funniest take on this video yet

[winterscorp]

I will never not NOT reblog this.

Brrrrrdotdot in my House… with dem disloyal subjects??!!!

[isisnicole]

@winterscorp this is funny everytime I read it. @yellehughes do you remember this one?

[dicapito]

This man really put some things in perspective and yet in the end , I’m still rooting for Michael lmao.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

LMFAOOOO

[tariqah]

This is real

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[great-tweets]

First there was Yanny Vs. Laurel, now there’s Brainstorm Vs. Green Needle.

[characterlimit]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[luxgalador]

level 2 is Greenstorm and Brain Needle

[bob-belcher]

[oh-s0-bad]

“People who need help sometimes look a lot like people who don’t need help.”

— Glennon Doyle Melton (via naturaekos)

[sunrise-surf]

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

[coral]

“Sometimes I sit back and think about how I wish you loved me.”

— (via coral)

[baladevii]

Even on bad terms loyalty should never change.

[gosh]

“Call me and tell me you miss me. Call me and tell me I’m on your mind as much as you are on mine.”

— (via flame)

[thevvildyouth]

nobody has ever genuinely felt scared of losing me. nobody has fought for me to stay. i make myself too available. i’m always giving. i’m always the one who ends up losing.