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@relaxing-dorites
i have a confession to make
this isnt going to be easy for me but it is impotant
doritos have actually been paying me for good publicity
this whole time you all thought this was a blog about doritos when actually it has always been about ethics in jounalism
#doritegate #notyourrelax
It’s just a Dorito.
Done by Jerome Vorndran, Steady Tattoo, Minneapolis, Minn.
what an honor
im gonna get a leg tat of some white dude so we match
Are there any relaxing alternatives to dorites that you can recommend?
masturbation
smoking weed
hanging out with friends
hanging out alone
the entire musical genre "chillwave"
a cat sleeping on your lap
not voting Republican (if you're American)
not voting UKIP (if you're British)
a nice, long bath
but most of all dorites.
when is optimal time to purchase dorites
In 12 days
June 21
the summer solstice
celebrate ancient pre-christian rites with megalithic architecture and tortilla chips
DORITES HAVE BEEN ACQUIRED
they may have overthrown the bunnies, but our meetings are so much better catered than the ladybugs'
are more than one dorites called a pack of dorite or dorites
more than one dorite would just be "dorites" but the technical term for a group of dorites is "a relax of dorites" like "a pride of lions" or "a bag of dicks"
do i eat dorite or do i admire dorite
you know there are those shows like Ace of Cakes and shit about the ridiculously artistic bakeries?
The cakes look like works of art but you still eat them
I ask question about kilo of dorite many moons ago, you give dorite advice, now I am big time dorite shotta, thankyou relaxing dorite
shout out to the man dem out on the road shotting dorites all day
man gotta make p man gotta eat (and if you sellin your dorites whats man got left to eat)
you ever see some fools tryna to deal on your corner tryna muscle in on your business with some other brand of chips man has to lay out some BODIES fam YOU HEARD?? Its that road life.
German Whip more like Tortilla Chip *gunshot sfx*
I crushed up dorite and put it up my butthole, what do?
pepis enema
what happens wen i buy $319 of dorites ??????
you relax so hard you might fall into a coma
stay safe
As an Easter present for you all, I made a relaxing, feelgood mix on 8tracks
The world is a hard place to live in. So many things happen so quickly, and sometimes everything is just too much. So take some time for yourself: sit back; put on some soft lighting and some headphones; forget about your worries, your dramas, and your responsibilities; grab a bag of your favorite tortilla chips and relax. It'll all be just fine, friend, I promise.
Singin' In The Rain - Mint Royale || It All Feels Right - Washed Out || Golden Wings - Bag Raiders || Shook (Sigur Ros X Mobb Deep) - Emancipator || Steve McQueen - M83 || NoSummr4U - oOoOO || I'll Take Care Of U - Gil Scott-Heron & Jamie xx || Bicycle - Memory Tapes
Do-reet. Obviously.
doe a deer a female deer
reet a drop of golden sun
how does one pronounce dorite. is it do-right or do-ree-tay
this is gonna be the gif / jif thing all over again
do dorite feel pain
dorites can feel love
dorites can feel pain
pls dont hurt dorites again
I love dorites. They relax me more than anything else. I used to be a pack-a-day smoker and now just a regular bag of dorites can hold me for a day or even two days. Dorites saved my life.
who needs nicotine gum
just eat dorites
who needs nicotine patches
just tape a dorite to your arm
well that isnt very relaxing
no no no this wont do at all
how about
yes much better
Fred Phelps 1929-2014
Maybe if you had relaxed a little more
allowed tolerance and love into your heart
eaten more Doritos brand flavored tortilla chips
you wouldn't have died alone and despised
so the next time you are enjoying your Cool Ranch
tip some dorites to the curb
not to remember Fred Phelps, he deserves to be forgotten
and not to glorify the painful death of a hateful old man
but to remember all those whose deaths he belittled
and the countless others hurt by his poisonous actions
The world is a more relaxing place without him in it.
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