Part I

I get more fucked up each day. College. US. 18.

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

[alien-trash-queen]

[saintmatt-deactivated20191003]

my life

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

[disasterlarper]

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

[johanirae]

Those light switches that shuts down when they sense lack of activity.

[mercurialmalcontent]

#my favorite kind of vampire#the shitty and inconvenienced one

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

the what? gay?

[fazitenenbaum]

gay??

[5k163sio0ojjzohss7vvyqybh5lue5v]

be the art

[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[cyberkilla]

i’m the bleeding volcano

[video-hall-of-fame]

me at this point in the semester

[vesface]

[canterthedayaway-blog]

never forget just how lucky and privileged you are to be able to have horses in your life

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I hate men

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

[thecouncilofjune]

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

[theeeprotagonist]

what the actual fuck

[personal-insane-asylum]

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

[cronagorgonzola]

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

[zeroenthusiasm]

[gammaraaay-deactivated20160403]

[official-sqn]

a few pride ghosts!! happy halloween!! technically,,

(click the pictures for the orientation definitions!)

- mod 👻

[asexualspectrumspector]

A fantastic set of ghosties perfect for the upcoming Halloween season!  Please be sure to give credit where credit is due though.

~Mod Elise

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[jaredandjensen]

Jared & Jensen “Family Has Your Back”

[amortizing]

We all have one foot in a fairytale, and the other in the abyss.

Paulo Coelho  (via daenevys)

[usuallycasualphantom]