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It has been two years since I’ve blogged but hey. Doggies. French bulldogs. How can I not reblog that!?

It is quite possible to leave your home for a walk in the early morning air and return a different person - beguiled, enchanted.

Mary Ellen Chase (via stardust-seedling)

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OITNB Photoshoot with Rolling Stone (x)

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me trying to get my life together

mitchmajor

this is a mess

21delusions

lmao

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i can;t believe this

lostcap

my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.

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he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win

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apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”

grimelords

maybe nobody knows what’s happening anymore and everyone’s just acting like they do cause they think everyone else does

onlinecounsellingcollege

I know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind.

Dr Reid’s/ Criminal Minds (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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I crave physical affection. I crave skin on skin. play with my hair, hold my hand, touch me, kiss me. I crave you.

(via bl-ossomed)

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Following back similar! Just message me :)

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campfire… via pinterest

This was the second day I saw my boyfriend and back then I could only dream of being in a relationship and meanwhile we’re almost a year further and I am still so in love with him and I just love him so much and I really really like this photo.

#me #myself #fase #boyfriend #paaspop

staraptor

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

dannykitchen

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

ohmslewis

Also buy your flannel in the boys section. They have a working little pocket on the chest and they are not made of whatever material is thinner than PAPER so they will actually keep you warm.