thanks for the journey

removed

[sinning-sloth]

Has this been done yet

[holyfucksubnautica]

Before you ask: Yes. She has a marvelous singing voice.

[gif87a-com]

[powertopsenpai-deactivated20260]

@doujinshi

[imustbenuts]

guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…

girl: Cat’s ignoring you

guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…

[Cat stretches]

guy: Stop it! Oi.

[Cat lies down]

guy: Go away, you! Go away!

girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…

[christinethecatposts-deactivate]

thank u for this translation

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

a wooden duck on wheels that you can pull along on a string… nothin wrong with that

[nuka-rockit]

Depression™! 

comes with multiple fun features such as:

exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel

whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago

all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do

staring at the ceiling!

lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon

every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!

loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that

staring at the wall!

wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!

yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 

staring at the wall some more!

Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!

ORDER TODAY! 

Or don’t. You’ll receive it either way!

because there is no escape!

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[mooserattler]

Congratulations on 1 million! I’m very happy for you

Artwork by @heykrista!!!!!

[mooserattler]

@lernonqueen thanks again so much for making this! Its my favorite thing! :)

[shapeshiftersvt]

Shapeshifters chest binder giveaways #51-55 are here!

Hello, ‘shifters! It’s springtime at last, and we’ve been busy as Ark’s new bees in the Shapeshifters studio. As the mountains turn green and the pollinators start flying, we invite you to consider new possibilities and brighter futures.

Winter can’t stay forever, friends. We made it through to spring, so have a May Giveaway.

Five lucky winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters crop top binder! (That’s your choice of these.) 

Thank you always for spreading the word, telling your friends, talking about us, and, of course, for your amazing direct support. We simply could not do this without you.

Enter here!

The fine print:

Entries from all countries are welcome.

There are three possible ways to enter. Doing any one of the listed actions will get you one entry. You do not have to do all three!

The winners will be randomly selected on **May 28, 2018**.

One winner each will be selected from Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter, and the remaining two winners will be randomly selected from the full pool. We will send emails to notify all five winners!

If any winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

Should any winner like to pay the difference, we’re happy to upgrade to any length and add any add-on.

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

I have the ability to save up for and purchase the binder I want (a-line binder maxi dress yes please oh my god!) so I would take a pass on winning, but y’all…

…you should see these binders.

Holy.

Shit.

Enter.

Buy.

Support these people any way you can.

[uzura3026]

twitterに投稿した一つ目シリーズ

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

loki: let him finish talking

[jaggillarattrita]

A summer version of Alliy? :D

[horrorgay]

the tired gay youth energies radiating off of this image is immeasurably powerful

[turing-tested]

arrested for being on main

if you have an account fuck you

[blackholeinacup-deactivated2018]

finally, an alignment chart for all u gaymers!

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

[faustsfancycorner]

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

[ihaveneverusedthissitebefore]

[tyhulse]