WHAT THE SIGNS NEED MORE THAN ANYTHING
Aries: a reality check
Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine
Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer
Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate
Leo: a room without mirrors
Virgo: a xanax
Libra: a backbone
Scorpio: to be escorted into hell
Sagittarius: a joint
Capricorn: to sit still
Aquarius: to fucking listen
Pisces: nothing you're a fucking joy













