Getting Chipotlaid

o, I'm Alec “Mufasa” Puckerman. I'm a 19 year old dude who's dating Nora Anderson. I have this guy crush on Eli Weston. I like One Direction. @NotAlecfromTwilight

[rememberpuckerman]

I'm still instagram famous and you guys are all still lame

[savannahpuck-blog]

That’s such a great picture of you, Alec Baldwin.

[rememberpuckerman]

Can you get me a milkshake?

[rememberpuckerman]

I'm still instagram famous and you guys are all still lame

[savannahpuck-blog]

Goodbye.

[rememberpuckerman]

[rememberpuckerman]

I'm still instagram famous and you guys are all still lame

[thatnutcray]

[rememberpuckerman]

I'm hungry too

[rememberpuckerman]

The Lima bean is such a gr8 job

[nora-anderson]

@norabadora: I bought Alec a thing. Well, two things.

[rememberpuckerman]

@notalecfromtwilight: @norabadora !!!!!!!!!!!!! NORA

[nora-anderson]

@notalecfromtwilight: Do you like them?!

[rememberpuckerman]

@notalecfromtwilight: @norabadora YES!!! LOOK AT THE ONE WITH THE MUSTACHE. I'm gonna kiss you

[nora-anderson]

@norabadora: I bought Alec a thing. Well, two things.

[rememberpuckerman]

@notalecfromtwilight: @norabadora !!!!!!!!!!!!! NORA

[while-youre-sleeping]

[abramsnotevans-blog]

Reeeaaallllyyy?

[rememberpuckerman]

Mhhhhmmm, any flavor you want and how many scoops you want. Heck you can even get a banana split. Ohh. That sounds good.

[nora-anderson]

rememberpuckerman liked your photoset

[nora-anderson]

I feel like we’re answering a survey with all these numbers.

I’ve never seen parks and rec.

[rememberpuckerman]

Surprise: We are!

………… We're watching Parks and Rec. Now.

[nora-anderson]

rememberpuckerman liked your photoset

[nora-anderson]

1. That’s rude. 2. Me? They’ll hate you! 3. No, because it’s true. 4. What if I were an actual punk that’d be hilarious.

[rememberpuckerman]

Na-ah.

They can never hate me! I shelter them, feed them, love them!

Everyone loves the official Alec facial expressions

You'd be that weird emo guy from Parks and Rec

[little-miss-fayelopez-blog]

AYYYYYY!! WE’RE LIKE TWINS

[rememberpuckerman]

CAN WE WEAR MATCHING OUTFITS THO

[abramsnotevans-blog]

of course bb<3

[rememberpuckerman]

I'll buy you ice cream <3

[kyrumption]

all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

[oldsarascofield]

[levydaniel]