joe coopers loser gf

trey parker is literally my wife (check out my tiktok :p)

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tori's pinned!!

single mother working her ass off to feed her son (but this time with less thinking)

trye and matt enthusiast who can't won't shut up about them

south park writer (i guess?) (masterlist here)

find me on twitter, tiktok, and ao3 (look at my carrd too)

i love my son, he's my pride and joy, i talk to it regularly on here. i am actively working my ass off to make him grilled cheeses.

this is shitpost central, enjoy!!

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sometimes i forget i Exist

[juan-schwartz-deactivated202301]

Trey and his dad on the set of Orgazmo

[gravefemale]

A candid photo of Stan Marsh having to deal with his father, Randy Marsh.

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so i didn't do the airhead strips and energy drink thing but i did take a monster and add pink lemonade and vitamin c packets and it's actually banger

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five seconds away from making a reddit aita post what has life come to

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send help

the entirety of my fucking homepage or whatever is @bo-bo-b0 and it's driving me nuts i hate that mofo

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

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my parents are gone for two weeks whats stopping me

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south park fic masterlist

take chances (and the risk that comes with) fluffy style fic :(( they're so baba

healing from loss is like losing you twice bebe/wendy (it's angsty) (BUT REALLY GOOD I PROMISE)

you look good tonight, girlfriend, can i sleep in your bed? wendy's turn to have depressed drunk stan in her bed at 3 am

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DUDE i am going to send you pictures of my NAKED FEET until you HOLD TOES with me. WE NEED TO SOLIDIFY OUR BROSHIP BEFOR EYOU GET SIC K OF ME YOU CANT <EACE ME DUDE ILL DIE DUDE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

send help how do i get rid of it

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Oh hai kennie whatre you doin?

whatre you doin kennie??

Kennie whatre you going ta plunge???

i know what you are

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i'm ltierally so good at being inactive also i might switch fandoms/be multi fandom cause dsmp hyperfix kinda went down and this new one just punched me in the face and called me a bitch within three days. i still wanna post the old wips and shit i ahd in like a big dump on ao3 tho

[gwurb]

kaeya alberich: pavo ocellus

"what's wrong? can't handle the cold?"

kaeya alberich headcanons. (not proofread lol)

vacations.

kaeya enjoys using his vacation days as vacation-y as possible.

he has visited each and every country so far, and as many tourist traps whenever he can.

he didn't just stow himself to port ormos: after the initial attempt he looked to inazuma after hearing about enkanomiya and "before sun and moon". try explaining that to crepus.

watatsumi island and the sangonomiya shrine is still one of his most memorable locations after that day.

diluc.

kaeya has always been talkative, while his brother had always been the silent type. in their childhood, kaeya would often talk for the both of them, diluc whispering responses in his ears.

he acquired his taste for alcohol only a few months after he recieved his vision. that was the first time he had seen his brother since that day.

he requests his patrols to be near the border of liyue often. he hopes to catch a glimpse of diluc as he passes by the dawn winery each time.

he doesn't blame diluc for ignoring him. if his brother turned out to be working under his arch nemesis, he'd be pissed too. should he have told him sooner? should he have told him at all?

work.

he doesn't mind being the cavalry captain, but waiting for his cavalry to come home is another topic. other than patrols, the majority of his work is documents and naps.

when klee makes it to isolation, he's the one who breaks her out. she refuses at first, but eventually they make it to his office. he'll listen to her adventures with his utmost attention.

he falls asleep at his desk often. his humble room in the knights of favonius' headquarters is too difficult to sleep in; he misses his bed in the winery.

because of how small his workload is, he goes through jean's tasks when she leaves her office. he knows how stressed she is, and takes on the more difficult jobs for her.

relations.

he's scared to fall in love. maybe it's the commitment, maybe it's the fear they'll leave. whatever the cause, abandonment issues keep him grounded. you'll never see him confess first.

he might be seen as a "flirt" to the customers of angel's share, but that's strictly his work life. he frequently slips over his words and loses his train of thought over romantic notions.

plans extravagant gifts months in advance, for birthdays or anniversaries. he's typically a modest man, but he would spend any amount of mora for the one he cherishes dearest.

he's a huge friendzoner, both on accident and on purpose. he's ruined many opportunities, but he sees it as a safer option than laying his heart out for everyone to see. he's planned everything, sometimes for his own downfall.

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LOOK

US!!!!

LIVE FOOTAGE OF US BEING SILLIE TOGETHER

[gwurb]

HI JAX GWURB BLORBO SILLIE!!!!!!!1

HI TORI MY SILLIE GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1\

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WE'RE SO SILLIE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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like look at me with the most loving expression and i'll explode but also just look at me in general and i'll explode

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if i ever just drop off the face of the earth i'm not dead i'm probably playing video games

[i-will-bite-your-face]

i dont think i bite people enough.

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IM GONNA BITE U TOMORROW!!!!!