adios.

indie lady dean accnt. singleship // private. this time is different. not like the times before.

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pssst. it’s this shit’s birthday.

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   let’s see, scorpions are pretty creepy. um, being by myself. i’m scared of ending up alone.

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ALWAYS WITH THE ADIOS.~

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                                                            ‘ a THOUSAND pardons, my lord.                                            the boy is crude as new steel and, like new steel,                                                             would PROFIT from some beating. ’

[dailyamberheard]

7/1 | Magic Mike XXL cast in Amsterdam.

[isnt]

Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. 

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One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit like that. But it was cute so we were all cool with Joey.

So she’s sick and doesn’t really feel like doing anything, but eventually I come up with the idea of coloring and she gets excited.

I get out the supplies and she tells me she’s going to draw a picture of Joey. At this point, I should’ve realized how textbook-horror this was, but I forged on.

We get to drawing and she won’t let me look (“No peeking! He’s not ready.”) until finally she seems satisfied and gets ready to show me her portrait of Joey.

“Ready?”

“Let’s see!”

Mother. Fucking. Joey.

Has spiky orange hair. A blue suit.

Long. Black. Fucking claws.

And huge. BLOOD RED. Eyes.

“…………….oh! He looks… Nice!”

And this is where shit gets all Paranormal Activity.

My cousin, the demonic shit she is, slowly smiles and goes,

“He’s right behind you.”

Fucking hell.

My body goes cold. There is a demon behind me and as if it couldn’t be worse…

“He’s giving you a hug!”

I swear to fucking Jesus, the right side of my body started to burn.

So I slowly pat the invisible shit demon next to me and try not to let it smell the fear/shit in my pants.

And that’s the story of how I got a hug from a fucking demon that a child drew.

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                                    SOVIET SLUG                                            ————- NO RIFLING

[whcwashe]

“What’s        h a p p e n i n g                               to me?”

Indie Liv Aberdine from the pilot of Constantine.

Set within NBC’s Constantine timeline.

Familiar with the Hellblazer comics as well as the 2005 film. 

Open to AU’s, OC’s and other fandoms. 

Some content may be NSFW

Mun 21+

Flexible styles, icon, script and para RP.

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[aheardnews]

Amber Heard in Amsterdam for Magic Mike XXL promo tour. (01.07.2015)

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   let’s see, scorpions are pretty creepy. um, being by myself. i’m scared of ending up alone.

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' is he always like that? ' ( B] heh heh )

     It took her only a second to realize what the girl was talking about. Deanna’s husband, all squinty-eyed and hips cocked, was ‘ discussing ‘ something with Joel. The other man’s demeanor -- Ellie’s friend -- didn’t look that much different than Raylan’s ( though the former hunter noted he lacked any of the same flare ). The corner of Deanna’s mouth hooked in amusement whilst she resumed cleaning and sharpening all their blades.

     “ -- it’s still early, you oughta see him real warmed up.” 

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YO, VENEZUELA.

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[ambers-heard]

Amber Heard attends the European Premiere of ‘Magic Mike XXL’ in London, June 30th

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why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

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raylan. ( x 2 )

alana.

posy.

cersei. ( starter; on momentary hold. ) 

drabbles i’ve been meaning to finish. ( x 3 )