Remora's Blog

(She/They) 19, puppygirl trying to be more cutesy femme

[remthepuppy]

Welcome to Remora's Page!

Hihi! I'm Remora (Rem for short), a nonbinary girly who likes ttrpgs, video games, and a hint of mtg. I don't really know what else to put here :3

[remthepuppy]

Marvel Frodo: what are we, some kind of Fellowship of the Ring?

[freakylittlegoat]

I love dwarf fortress.

~100 population. Everyone is pretty happy, except one guy who thinks that life is a living hell. I investigate the source of his woes; he wants to spend time with his family. Unfortunately for him he's not married and doesn't even have close friends. Oh well, I think, his bad.

About 20 minutes later, I get a tantrum notification. It's mister no-wife, killing cats and destroying cage traps. Luckily my justice system is particularly effective, and before he knows it this socially isolated man has been sentenced to a month in jail and a beating.

The beating... it neutered him. He is now gelded. He was throwing a fit because he was an incel, and now he can never have children.

Anyways, the unhappy bachelor has now turned to a life of crime in his loneliness. He'll spend a few months in jail, get out, start a brawl, and go straight back to jail. Mentally he's only gotten worse, because he has constant bad thoughts from all the beatings he's received. This guy has no future.

I take back what I said, dwarf fortress is apparently really depressing? I miss angry carp :(

[yuqnara]

diego

[somnacanth-daily]

lord somnacanth

[somnacanth-daily]

[hackingfun]

The retrocausality of the boomerang

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[remthepuppy]

[somnacanth-daily]

my house my leather somnacanth

[vaders-georg]

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

[vaders-georg]

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

[vaders-georg]

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

[vaders-georg]

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

[unabashed-unbothered-deactivate]

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow •••

all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

🤖 thedroidteer-andthegarbagecompactor Follow

Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

[vaders-georg]

[thegeekylady52]

you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue

(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)

[vaders-georg]

head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too

[vaders-georg]

how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda

[vaders-georg]

happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post

[somnacanth-daily]

i really want a proportional somnacanth plush

[blackqueerblog]

[avellach-the-realmwalker]

Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:

4 hamburger buns, split

1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated

1 beefsteak tomato, sliced

20 dill pickle slices

FOR THE CHICKEN

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 cup dill pickle juice

1 ½ cups milk, divided

1 cup peanut oil

1 large egg

½ cup all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.

In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.

Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.

In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.

In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.

Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.

Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

[stardust-lightning]

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

[remthepuppy]

Reblogging for personal use

[gazeldhazel]

i need more girlsmell in my life

[remthepuppy]

#real

[prettiestplatypus]

Pokopia is pretty neat (don't ask how many hundreds of hours I put into it)

Bonus Panel:

[somnacanth-daily]

Waiter waiter! I have a request! Can you draw Somnacanth holding a pride flag saying love wins?

love wins!

also transparent version just in case :)

[kohakuace]

Thank you Di(eg)o