Legume

A sideblog for the world's bummiest vampire.

[pwesident]

no babe the vampire fangs stay on during sex

[pwesident]

This is the best addition so far.

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[jamiebythesea]

[f1rstperson]

Where's that post that's like "if you're gonna make pieces that ask what is art, you have to be prepared for someone to interact with it and go 'not this'"

[shittycryptids]

a new yorker vampire…

[funnyihope]

EY IM STALKIN’ HERE

[weaver-z]

*hypnosis activates* FUHGEDDABOUTIT!

[digg]

when your Internet boyfriend smudges your lipstick

[dunesand]

shiny tentacruel sketch

[paulthebukkit]

Name me a more wholesome relationship than this.

I’ll wait.

[vonkarn]

memes for vampires

[vonkarn]

i mean if you insist here’s more

[teethingpains]

@fivemanwaltz

[fivemanwaltz]

all my business just laid out like that

[vonkarn]

memes for vampires

[hotvampireadjacent]

stop scaring vampires to see them transform into a bat

it’s NOT funny and stresses them out

[loveage-moondream]

[catchymemes]

[pukicho]

People being good at art and shit. Who do you think you are?

[professional-meme]

Artist

[pukicho]

FUCK 

YOU

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[everydaylouie]

🦇 vampire science w/ griffin 🦇

[snoopingasusualisee]

WHY! WON’T! YOU! DIE!!!

[gravegospel]

who?

[snoopingasusualisee]

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

“I like to use a spray to measure the perfect cliff charge distance”

By thar_

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

This is the most vile thing I’ve seen in some time