Rensama

Hey my names Ren and i'm a meme loving fuck. Personal + "game" (read: aion) blog

[catchymemes]

[oni-queen]

This is something out of anime.

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

Anime is real.

[melodicpianist]

Life imitates art

[hotvampireadjacent]

​i thought i escaped long archer years ago but he continues to haunt me

[wordgirlfanclub-blog]

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[bundyspooks]

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.

[hellotailor]

isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.

[livlove54]

A fair point

[threesquaresdown]

tfw you lose the cult’s car keys

[sindraws]

The new Super Mario Bros game looks great guys, now excuse me while I resurrect a dead meme for a new meme.

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[suigintou]

i don’t understand the memes about death stranding being incomprehensible. it’s very simple. you are a mailman and you deliver packages. that’s all there is to it. 

[suigintou]

[guccifloralsuits]

alignment chart vine edition

[thegolddig]

Huge Vintage Triple Mirror

(more information, more etsy gold)

[nicejewishgirl]

btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror

[victoriankeysmash]

Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days

[zooophagous]

How the fuck was this photographed

[autumngracy]

How the fuck was this photographed

[lurantics]

[megatraven]

the second pic made me feel such an enormous amount of dread and i fear that if i turn around, he’ll be standing right behind me and i will finally learn the truth of what he had to do

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die

[bearisthename]

Doable? Maybe

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.

[bearisthename]

I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.

[sissy-butch]

In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7x7

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hubris

[dragonkingofthestars]

When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is the only comment allowed now

[melonmemes]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[es-peons-deactivated20181114]

A READ

[uhmnohoney-deactivated20210204]

Cate Blanchett though. 

[allthatcold]

get yourself someone who can do both

[maxofs2d]

I have an American friend who is trying to learn French

and she excitedly sent me this picture just now

[tikattu]

the coloring experience™

[busysleeping]

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[bogleech]

I want to know more about this house