Nasty Dog

23 /🔞/ He/him

[rendickitydog]

Intro nonsense! You can call me whatever you want, but RD works fine.

I’m 23, use he/him pronouns only, and this page is for 18+ peeps only!

Send me asks about hermitcraft related sex/kink shit if you want to, I welcome it!

Stuff I’m not into is under the cut, as well as favorites. I can’t list everything I like, we’ll be here all day.

Favorites/Yes Please: Painplay, humiliation, CNC, furries/anthropomorphic features, paws, genital worship, pet play, CBT/genital torture, unusual insertion

Icks/No Thanks: Scat, vomit, farting, smegma, diapers, ear fucking, snuff, prolapse, eye/hand trauma, amputation, horse genitalia

I might add more things later as I think of them!

[strange-private-fantasies]

Monster that naturally takes so long to cum that finishing after several hours would be considered abnormally fast for it

When it first catches you, it’s too strong for you to fight off. Your only choice is to just endure its oversized cock until it stuffs you and lets you go. But you keep enduring, and enduring, and enduring, and the monster never shows any signs of stopping. After it’s fucked countless orgasms out of you, it hasn’t even had one. If there’s a clock nearby, you might be able to tell that you’ve been getting used as a toy for hours and hours, assuming you can still think about anything other than monster dick

You can’t endure forever, as the constant railing exhausts you till you can’t move. And with one more orgasm you finally pass out. The monster’s not satisfied, though. It doesn’t pause for even a second as it continues thrusting away into your unconscious body. You don’t get to truly rest, and eventually you’re woken up by the same rough thrusting that knocked you out. It’s been nonstop for a full day now.

When the monster finally starts to speed up, getting close to finishing at last, even that takes a long time. Even rougher than before for almost a full extra hour before with one more hard thrust and stuff your insides with its seed. One pump at a time fills you fuller and fuller. It feels infinite, but finally it’s done and you get a chance to rest. Well, until you feel its cock throb inside you again. You don’t even have the strength to complain as round 2 starts

[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

MCYT content creators (especially newer/smaller ones) need to understand that they cannot pick and choose what parts of fandom they do or don’t like or want. They can police their Twitch, their discord server, and their DMs, but they cannot police what people do in spaces that do not belong to them. If shipping makes you uncomfortable, if headcanons involving certain body types or disabilities make you uncomfortable, if shipping negatively impacts your real-life relationship, this is not the career path for you. It is not for everyone, and that is okay.

This is a normal part of every fandom and you are NOT going to change that, you are encouraging harassment at best. A boundary is about what YOU will do, not what other people are allowed to do. You can choose to block or mute tags/people who post things you don’t like, you can disallow certain things in the spaces you own and set limits on what you are comfortable having discussed in your comments sections or sent in DMs or tags, but you cannot police what anyone does outside of that. That’s not how fandom works.

I am so tired of the idea that content creators are providing the fans some kind of free service we should be endlessly grateful for when the arguments works the same the other way around. It is a privilege for THEM that our viewership and donations allow them to make a living off of this. Most older MCYT creators understand this. Fans are not employees living under your rule. If anything, they work for US.

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decided to put together a quick masterpost that will be updated as time goes on, for easy reference!

what the fuck is happening terminology

care basics & other lore: - diet - methods of obtaining a mcyter - the effects of orgasm deprivation

mcyter-specific guides, in alphabetical order: - apokuna (vampiric breed) - docm77 - ethoslab - false - grian - jimmy - joe hills - mumbo - oli - ren (blue + red king breed) | (my experience with a martren) - skizz - smajor (goldsmith breed) - tangotek - zedaph - zombiecleo

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Rendog pretty please with a clit on top (better than cherries)

1. basic dietary needs

for rendogs, cum is vital. the recommended mix is 30% kibble, 30% fresh fruits and veggies, and 40% cum. straight from an owner preferred, but specialty packets can be purchased.

2. nesting/housing/clothing needs!

rendogs are a bit stockier and social, so less space is required; usually just a large dog bed, though they tend to sleep with their owners. if theyre bonded to another mcyter (false, martyn, doc, cleo, etc) they will utilize their nest area, instead of one you might provide. outdoor space is recommended, along with gardening areas, but not necessary; regular walks are crucial for health, however.

they do love items, though, and having display space is necessary! it's often encouraged to give a ren 1-3 bookshelves to fill however they want, and to give them "nerd" items such as magic booster cards, lego sets, and other collectables on the regular. rendogs are not recommended for impulsive buyers, for this reason; it can be very hard to not constantly splurge on a mcyter that looks that cute. additionally, a guitar and accompanying equipment is encouraged.

soft and firm plushes are also recommended to fulfill the humping instinct. any clothes are fine, but should be changed out regularly; rens tend to wear the same clothes for weeks if not.

a broad video game collection is often necessary for a ren, with new games purchased every month.

3. sexual needs! how (or even should) sexual needs be abated?

rendogs are high strung and require sexual attention multiple times a day, be that to relieve or heighten sexual need. additionally, unlike "milkable" species, rens require a variety of methods to keep things fresh. good news is, in most breeds of rendogs, masochism is a breed standard, and if you source from a responsible breeder, they will react well to impact play, cbt, and more!

4. how do they get along with other mcyters?

rendogs tend to have "their people" whom they get slong the best with. this includes falses, martyns, docs, cleos, and many more! having a variety of mcyters to interact with and draw a ren out of their shell is optimal, but at least one is broadly considered to be necessary, and recommended to be one of the mcyters listed above, especially false. falses are common rescues and are subsequently quite easy to come by. if you get a rendog, there is no excuse not to get a false.

all that to say:

rendogs are NOT solitary mcyters, and keeping one by themself for lengths of time is cruel and dangerous!!!!!!!

5. what is their overall difficulty level? how easy are they to care for, on a ranking of 1-5?

rendogs are loving, easy to train, and very sweet and doting pets. if a new owner is getting multiple mcyters, a rendog is a perfect option to consider! especially if they have money to splurge on a ren's expensive taste in hobbies.

therefore, we give a ren a 2.2/5 on difficulty!

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False like sooo,,, uhm,,, if you wanted to try something tonight,,,,, and Cleo like no. I’m not doing anything called that. Go to bed. And false goes :( okay

false turning down her phone and immediately humping a pillow about it <33333 ughhhh shes humped it sm that the pillowcase is bleached from her pussy slick in some spots..... ohohoho

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i need to think about shy pervy false more often actually. her jerking off right before seeing ren and he can smell her arousal n holds her for a loooooong time sniffing her hair. maybe he fucks her about it idk

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hmmmmmm. martyn having ren knot him in his sleep after he has a nightmare instead of waking him up for comfort

[nsfwmcytblr-awards]

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kinktober fic commissions!!!!

this year, for jibbtober, i'll be doing fic commissions! please check out the image below for information.

artistree (includes terms and conditions!)

kink list is also under cut! this will be updated as slots fill up; please check latest reblog of this post for the current list of options.

day 1: chastity devices // virginity kink // age gap day 2: medical kink // overstimulation // sex recording day 3: nipple play/torture // mirror sex // lactation kink day 4: kink discovery // praise kink // corruption kink day 5: hate sex // wall sex // selfcest/clone sex day 6: daddy kink // slut-shaming // clothed sex day 7: spanking // nonsexual/platonic bdsm // sensory deprivation day 8: forced feminization // muffing // corsetry day 9: objectum // erotic electrostimulation // cheating/infidelity day 10: cunnilingus // piercings/body mods // body writing day 11: exhibitionism // pet play // collaring day 12: cuckholding // voyuerism // bondage day 13: fear play // knotting //werewolf sex day 14: pussy & cervix torture // flogging/whipping/paddling // squirting day 15: breeding kink // lingerie //aftercare day 16: hypnosis // mommy kink // orgasm denial day 17: forced masculinization // gags // power imbalance day 18: human furniture // free use // predicament bondage day 19: roleplay // sex toys // gentle dom day 20: partialism (specific body part fetish, like a thigh or foot fetish) // scent kink // degradation day 21: micro/macro // boot worship // phone/video sex day 22: religious kink // oral fixation // object insertion day 23: oviposition // hybrid sex // tentacles day 24: piss drinking // pissing inside someone // bladder control day 25: consensual non consent // armor kink // outdoor sex day 26: somnophilia // ghost sex // possessive sex day 27: redstone sex // potion sex // modded (like in minecraft) sex day 28: cock & ball torture // humiliation kink // omorashi day 29: body worship // blow jobs // frotting/scissoring day 30: sounding // figging // stinging nettles day 31: taken!

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clit jewelry for false that pushes her hood back and shows off her pretty little clit for everybody. nipple jewelry for false that shows off how perky her pretty little tits are for everyone. maybe a thin chain that connects her collar to her nipples to her clit, all pretty and owned,,,, her being sat on a cushion and just oggled, too cute to touch, no matter how much she strains against her bonds <3333 arms tied behind her back and thighs forced apart <333333 pussy dribbling against the fabric just from being looked at <33333333333

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If you had to rank hermits by kinkiness, what would your rankings be? Whether that is a numbered list or tier list is up to you

off the cuff @ work. ill explain a few, but feel free to ask if you'd like an explanation of a specific one!

martyn - 193 works on ao3 dot org from me at time of posting this. 180 are explicit or mature.

cubfan - he's a completionist

pearl - half of what she says is fetish fuel and she doesn't even know!!!!!

false - she's very into the kinks she has, but she doesn't necessarily have a lot

ren - ahem.

skizz - his piss thing. "daddy is going to spank you." i don't think he actually knows it's all just instinct

gem - she doesn't want to admit it, buuuuuut

cleo - the strap holds all the kink. and they use some HUGE fucking straps

[jibbingjibberish]

falseren mood. usually ren is like lung deep in her pussy but he should be distracted by her boobs. cant stop groping them sucking on her nipples. maybe tries to wiggle his cock in between her cleavage for a titjob but shes too small but also she's not very good at sucking cock so ren ruts his cock against her sternum and cums like that all over her face. she rides his thigh afterwards to cum while he fingers her ass

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//nipple clamps, pussy torture, bdsm, humiliation kink, that promiscuity thing the hermits have

//pearl/false

Another ping on False's comm, later into the night. '<em>Faaaaaaaalsieeeeeeeee, could you come flick my trapdoor again, please?</em>'

Oh, of course. For some reason, False turns her head to hide her smile, even though nobody else is here to see it. '<em>Did you get lost again? Started drowning? lol</em>'

She sees Pearl start typing. Takes her a while to send, '<em>Um, no, and, uh of sorts… Could you come to my base?</em>'

Well. She bets she knows what Pearl's up to, now. From plenty–<em>plenty</em>–of prior experience, False knows to pack her ender chest accordingly. Constantly, Ren is forgetting his sex shulker box–or 'forgetting', so Cleo claims–and False gets called to run it back to him.

She can do something for herself tonight, though, for sure.

But, goodness, wouldn't it be nice if the people she had sex with just called it normal things? Only Cleo can just say 'Hey, down to fuck?' Earlier, with Joe and Xisuma and Zedaph, the lattermost kept calling it 'having a doohickey,' which, of course, the only reason why False didn't just leave outright was because Joe's mouth could do far more than just run and run, but, still!

Pearl is one of the worst offenders of the 'calling it something else' nonsense, though. Literally anything can be sexual with that girl. (She said 'mind if I chomp some lettuce' before trying to go down on False, for the record. False has not let her near her, ahem. Head of lettuce. Since.)

But Pearl is also quite pretty, and her eyes go all soft and doe-y when False looks down at her, and–False doesn't consider her much of a dom, not really, but it's fun to play the part with her.

Rocketing off to her base, landing. It's being torn apart, moved–just ridiculous, in False's opinion, but Pearl wants it her way, and it is her area to do what she wants. Undo what she wants.

"Pearl?" False asks.

"Oh, I'm in here–was just doing a teeny bit of decoration," she calls, and then pops her head out from a room in the mountain. "Didn't want us to, uh, you know, pop each other's chorus fruits while I had a granite-diorite texture in the walls."

"Of course not," False replies. Almost flinches at how dry it comes out, but at least everybody's used to it around her, now.

The room is small, gorgeously decorated, and Pearl's taking her by the hand. "It's been a while," Pearl says, her voice akin to warm clay being rolled back and forth between fingers, in the palm. "Hi."

"Hi," False replies.

Gets up on her tip-toes to meet Pearl's kiss, guide them into the bed.

Not necessarily the most efficient, especially considering their height difference, but False eventually settles them to where False is sitting up and Pearl's leaning back against her, stripping her clothes off her. Firefighter uniform that covers up entirely too much, all that.

False cups her boobs, and they're a little on the smaller side but so are her hands; she kneads them, takes Pearl's nipples between her fingers, the joints, pulls. "Mm!"

This is always the hardest part of domming. What to say, what to say–make it good, make it sexy– "Yeah?"

Kind of a fumble, but Pearl seems attracted to those. "Yeah, I–I always like it when you play with my chest."

Pearl's allergy to saying anything 'dirty' extends quite far. Quite the difference to what she'll do. "I have some clamps on hand; do you wanna play a game with that?" False asks.

Her eyes light up when she shifts around, kisses whatever bits of False's neck and shoulders she can reach. Nods, says, "Yes, please."

False can't help but smile at the politeness, barely not laugh. "Alright," and she pulls out a bundle. "This is some clamps plus some weights, alright?"

"Yeah, yeah, that sounds good."

"What we can do is, we get the clamps on you, and then–" False knows her pretty well by now; Gem is good at controlling her orgasms–but Pearl is not, she's quite easy, really– "Each time I make you cum, we'll put another weight on your nipples, okay?"

A soft whimper out of Pearl's throat, so sweet sounding. "Yes, yes, please–"

Pearl always shaves her pussy, so it's just stubble down there, under False's hand. Her middle finger finds Pearl's clit right away, starts rolling it, and Pearl drops the clamp she was holding. "Need help?" False asks.

That competitive spark in Pearl. "No, I-I got it," she whimpers, places it too deep into the areola.

"That's wrong, though." False removes her hand, and Pearl tries to follow it with her hips– "Seriously? I only touched you for a second–" and the muscles in Pearl's abdomen, thighs, almost spasm with the weight of False's offhand words. "We need it right here," she says, clamps it right on Pearl's left teat.

"But that hurts!" Pearl whines, turns her head, tosses her hair.

Some ends up in False's mouth, and she yanks it down. Another whimper from Pearl at it, of course. She's probably the easiest member on the whitelist, honestly. "Let me just take care of your other one," False sighs, thumps Pearl's right nipple a few times to get it hard, slips the clamp on. Doesn't quite know how to ask about how much it hurts without seeming desperate for domming validation, so she goes, "Ow, ow, ow?"

Pearl's hips buck at that–oh! It probably came off as False making fun of Pearl. Good thing she likes that, then, going, "Yes, it hurts, nngh–"

"Can you tug them?" False is interested.

"I can. Doesn't mean I will, though."

False's hand back down at her pussy, right overtop her clit. "Well–I don't need to do anything with this, do I," False hums, spreads her labia.

"I could flick my own trapdoor!" Pearl whines.

Sometimes, it's a little difficult to get Pearl into the right headspace for False. But there's always ways. "Alright," and then she takes another clamp out of her inventory.

Pulls back Pearl's hood, exposes her clit.

Clamps it right on.

"OW! Ow, ow, ow–that hurts, that hurts, oh, my goodness, ow, ow, ow–" Pearl yelps, bucks her hips up and down a few more times.

"Calm down," False says, because she wants to talk more. There's a little space between the clamp and Pearl's clit that she sticks her finger through, pulls the clamp down. "Okay. Are you able to handle that?"

"Mm-hm…"

"Get your hands up on your boobs–yeah, yeah. Each time I tug on this piercing, you pull on yours, okay?" False says.

"That's gonna hurt–"

"And?"

Pearl whimpers again. It's a great sound.

One that False solicits, tugs on the clit clamp with her thumb, fucks two fingers into her pussy. "Wow, your cunt is so wet," False notes.

Pearl gasps, works her hips a few times. She's mentioned in the past how much she hates that word, which–well. Tends to make her react stronger in bed when it's used. Gem showed her that one night, Pearl between them. In most all other circumstances, False doesn't tend to use it much, either, but, with how Pearl gets about it– "Don't call it that!"

"What. Your cunt?" False asks, keeps her tone simple, the tug on Pearl's clit uncomplicated.

A second later, Pearl tugs on her nipple clamps, the whine out of her mouth long. She'll be cumming soon. "Yes, d-don't, don't–"

"You don't want to cum from your cunt?" False asks, crooks her fingers into her pussy, deep, angling for her g-spot.

"I–" She's so flustered, blush down to her boobs. "Right there–mm, mm, mm–"

"Oh, dear, I'm not sure if you want to cum from there, though," False hums, pulls her fingers out with a thick <em>schlock</em> sound.

"I do! I do–I do, I do, I do," Pearl pants, tries to follow False's fingers. Cleo always calls it Pearl's lost puppy move, when she tries to follow somebody's nice touch.

False tugs on her clit again, keeps going, rhythmically. After a few repetitions, Pearl follows, face screwed into a wince as she keeps pulling on her own boobs. "You aren't doing a good job of that," False says.

Pearl does love critique, loves the improvement process, refining herself. Something that False has always noted about her. "Ah?"

She places her hands on top of Pearl's, uses them to pull her tits up into air, and then tugs on them like that. "See?"

"This hurts!" Pearl wails.

When she gets noisy like that, it only means one thing. "You say that like you're not on the edge right now from it," False points out, dry.

Her fingers are back inside Pearl's pussy before the contractions from the way False keeps talking to her ebb away fully.

Because she clenches about it, every little thing–'easy' is precisely the word for her–and it's only a few more drillings into her g-spot when Pearl cries out, arches her back, humps False's hand and cries a few strangled cries from crushing her own clit and it's all self-inflicted, self-perpetuated.

During Pearl's comedown, False taps her pussy entrance, gently. Doesn't take off the clamps, anything like that.

Contrary to that sentiment, actually– "Go ahead and put the weights on, and I'll give you another orgasm, okay?" False says.

Pearl gasps.

Collects herself, nods.

Her cute face winces at the application of each weight, shudders when she gasps and her tits bob up and down a little too harsh.

And, of course, False makes her start tugging on them in no time.

Makes her cum again, again, again, very, very soon.

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martyn sobbing being forced to fuck his pussy onto the toe of a boot

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being told that if he wants more lube he needs to piss it onto the leather

[rendickitydog]

If regular fandom behavior makes you uncomfortable, maybe content creation isn’t the right career path for you

[slab100]

consent is a cup of tea. someone gives you a box of tea bag and says go crazy make tea. so you make tea. black tea honey tea milk tea bubble tea, mix it with oolong and make weird gross tea that no one wants to drink but you and your friends. person who gave you the teabags says hey that oolong mix is NOT my taste can you stop making that. but like. why would you. that tea isn't for the person who gave you the teabags. it's for you and your friends. you're not even sure how the teabag guy found out about the oolong stuff, no one gave it to him. was he looking through your kitchen window? why was he doing that? so you say no and it's kind of weird for you to ask. and the guy says well they're MY brand of teabags look my name is on the label. it's against my brand guidelines to mix my tea with other teas that aren't mine. it's fine that you already made some mixed cups i'll let that slide but if you keep doing it i'll send my lawyers after you. and the teabag guy's fans all say it's great that he's set down some rules about making mixed tea in your own home and if you do that you're immoral and weird for being angry about the whole being threatened with lawyers thing

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It’s fun to think about a sheathed dick getting teased out with a feather, running it over the rim and maybe dipping inside a little, then focusing more and more on the cock as it begins to slip out. And it works for dicks of any size, they just have to be sensitive! What are your thoughts?

thinking abt this with a tdick sheath especially. oh my god. pumping it inside the sheath until its all fulll and sensitive, and then teasing it out..... ohohoho. them shrieking and screaming and being unable to do anything about it <33333