chocolate box house

jon's evil blog. shh.

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18+ blog. MDNI

if you follow but have no age/adult in bio, i will block you. i also block anyone who doesn't pass a vibe check, soz

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ive done like no writing for the past couple of weeks for #reasons and obvs it doesn't really matter but i keep being like omg i need to publish something i gotta earn my keep in the fandom

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is it bad that i'm kind of just relieved pow aren't doing a hp au

you mustn't speak of these things you might manifest it

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what does "don't be wild with it" even mean

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i would be just as happy if there were no hurricane and pow just fell into the sea

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it's okay guys. this is just the start :) we're about to enter #mcytsummerofdiscourse. who wants to play with me

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just realised lifesteal and unstable universe are sorely underrepresented in the #mcytsummerofdiscourse and that simply cannot be allowed

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no one can ever question me again

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still not over the mcc skins

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it really is astonishing how you can explicitly say "if you are under 18 and try to follow this blog, i will block you" and still get 15 year olds trying to hang. like i could not have been more clear

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also i predicted jimmy for lifesteal. i was this 🤏 close

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Actually hater moment bc if I see one more “can I confess something, idk what lifesteal is but now that Joel Smallishbeans is in it I will be tuning in🥺” I think I’m going to crash the fuck out but can we lock in? Can the life series/hermitcraft community look outside their bubble for five fucking seconds? You can see the beauty in so many different spaces if you decide to branch out and simply consider that Grian Minecraft isn’t as into the game as he once was. Like, we got some deadass good gamers that put their souls into the game with speedrunning and ARGS and scripted concepts but noooo “I can’t venture out of my bubble bc who else will fulfill my daily white man dose I have to take” FUCKING HELL MAN

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teammates

inspired by this post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how likely is the chance that jakey will have a try guys public divorce scandal/reveal? that man is coping so hard with being burnt out it seems a bit hysterical, he might just crash and burn. i dont even wish him that, but i am #noticing.

0% chance. but we can dream. in the meantime the lizards and the snakes are in open warfare so we can amuse ourselves with that:

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pandering smp

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hater's. delight.

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fourth wing in minecraft isn't enough. hunger games in minecraft isn't enough. percy jackson in minecraft isn't enough. we require ACOTAR smp.

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there are days where decades happen

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but it's okay because i watched the fa cup final rather than mcc and we got beaten 4-0 because we're shiiiiiiite but i do think mcc would've been even. less. enjoyable.