chocolate box house

jon's evil blog. shh.

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18+ blog. MDNI

if you follow but have no age/adult in bio, i will block you. i also block anyone who doesn't pass a vibe check, soz

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was there any further news on pantheon smp or did owen like die or something

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[opening email app dot com] dear owen owengejuicetv. first of all hi kill yourself. second of all i hear that you have a new smp coming up in "late july". you will notice that at time of writing it is july 20th and your business pow creations has not posted any promotions for this aside for a teaser video almost 2 months ago. i find this very curious! did you know that there is such a field as "marketing" and that by marketing your show ahead of its release you can generate buzz and potentially garner a larger audience for the first few episodes than you might do otherwise? i know this may sound like a novel concept but your audience is on apps such as twitter, tumblr and the suchlike and might be interesting in hearing updates ahead of time. did you know that mcc, which is run by your friend and collaborator scott "dangthatsalongname" smajor announces its teams at least a week in advance of the event so as to build hype, attract attention and let its audience know that they might be interested? this strategy and many more are available to your new smp "pantheon smp". if you would like to hear more about marketing feel free to hire me. it will cost you £65,000 per year and i will generously refrain from beating you to death with a frying pan. let me know. hugs and kisses. jon slab100 draculism

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owen. as it becomes clear you follow me on tumblr.edu and have taken my advice to communicate with your audience. i hope you can see the value of my consulting. i come to you now offering a generous discount. for the low low price of £64,999 per year i will market your SMP. pantheon SMP. for you. this i will do despite having told you to kill yourself. consider my offer. warmest regards. jon slab100 draculism

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yeah pantheon's been delayed lol

i just spent 30 seconds looking through twitter replies to the stupid promo video and got so angry i had to walk around the room. so in a way this is good news for my health and wellbeing

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was there any further news on pantheon smp or did owen like die or something

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[opening email app dot com] dear owen owengejuicetv. first of all hi kill yourself. second of all i hear that you have a new smp coming up in "late july". you will notice that at time of writing it is july 20th and your business pow creations has not posted any promotions for this aside for a teaser video almost 2 months ago. i find this very curious! did you know that there is such a field as "marketing" and that by marketing your show ahead of its release you can generate buzz and potentially garner a larger audience for the first few episodes than you might do otherwise? i know this may sound like a novel concept but your audience is on apps such as twitter, tumblr and the suchlike and might be interesting in hearing updates ahead of time. did you know that mcc, which is run by your friend and collaborator scott "dangthatsalongname" smajor announces its teams at least a week in advance of the event so as to build hype, attract attention and let its audience know that they might be interested? this strategy and many more are available to your new smp "pantheon smp". if you would like to hear more about marketing feel free to hire me. it will cost you £65,000 per year and i will generously refrain from beating you to death with a frying pan. let me know. hugs and kisses. jon slab100 draculism

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was there any further news on pantheon smp or did owen like die or something

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next fic description is gonna be like Etho Sees A UFO. Bdubs Sees Dead People.

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when i have a laptop again. Then you will realise

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next fic description is gonna be like Etho Sees A UFO. Bdubs Sees Dead People.

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Ranking the life series members by sexual skill

the one time in his life scott would be on the bottom…

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peace and love on planet minecraft

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[2am thought] silverrruns could be a girl

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yeah idk how to crop this one

full (18+ RPF ethubs)

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okay so LL scott picking out pearl's outfits. and when she goes looking for her old clothes they're missing

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fun moment from yesterday’s meccha chameleon stream

scott: and I want a kinda blue demin jacket… which was mine first! before jimmy came and stole it. he came to me and he was like, “I need help deciding what skin to do,” like “I need ideas for change of skin,” and I was like, “just pick a real-life outfit that you like.” I’m pretty sure I even sent him the photo of him in the… the demin jacket, and was like “use this one.” as an example, like I wasn’t expecting him just to use it exact. it did not help his case at the time of trying to cease flower husbands when he then rebranded to my outfit though.

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news bulletin beep beep be-beep BREAKING NEWS famous creator smott scajor announces she's stepping back from pantheon smp and JOINING hermitcraft season 11. myrtan ofthebigwaters discusses END of roleplay FOREVER? and grian neé xelqua talks dream smp adaptation for upcoming life series. boop beep boop all this and more coming up. stay with us.

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my baseless conspiracy theory is that the real reason etho refuses to meet any of his friends irl even off-camera is bc he lied about how tall he was back in 2011, and now it's fifteen years later and he's in too deep. that's why his jeans measurements seem so insane proportion-wise -- he's 5'6 and pulled the numbers out of his ass

funny to imagine but im afraid short people don't take photos at this angle

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hello, was wondering if, one, you perhaps have a blank version of that hc rubric you did a while back? and two, what the lore is on the she/her kenadian square on the discourse bingo is? is there something behind that or is it just vibes (guy who only knows kenadian from the old old prison breaks)

i don't want to give out the blank version because i honestly don't trust people to be nice with it. i don't want that shit to spread outside my mutual circle

kenadian uses any pronouns rn and has been gradually using more femme skins over the last few months. so the prediction is just that shell start go by she/her only

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congrats! minecraft adding cushions to the game means your pillow-humping fic just became 100% more canon compliant!

[tomorrowillbeyou]

I’m begging you to let sleeping dogs lie. My followers are so woke that they gang stalk people and FORCE TRANSITION THEM. Like we were having a bit of fun. I know you’re just a sweet little baby who needed daddy’s attention so you message me because you think I’m beautiful like Willem Dafoe. I appreciated it at the time. But honey, there are scary monsters who follow me. They’ve probably already doxxed you in a furry barista reddit thread. I know you’re in my DMs begging me to make them stop, I just don’t have the bandwidth right now to be your savior. The easiest thing to do now is just chill and hope these viscous purple haired animals who love my band forget about it.