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just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles
They always got tht professor snape haircut lmao
meirl
listen.
donât vote for the best candidate.
vote for the one most likely to remove a republican.
itâs that simple.
Vote them out.
Vote for the candidate that sees every person as a human being.
not if they canât win, buddy. iâm serious. LISTEN. VOTE OUT THE REPUBLICANS. EVEN IF THAT MEANS VOTING IN SOME REGULAR ASSHOLES.
if the candidate who sees every person as a human being is green party, then you vote for the democrat who sees every person as a stepping stone, because unless we get rid of the republican who sees every person as a target a lot of us are going to goddamn die. people are dying already. like, not to guilt you, but if we donât get a democratic majority in the house and senate ASAP weâre screwed.
it doesnât fucking matter if you voted for Jesus Actual Christ if he was running on a penny ante party ticket. we need you to vote for Joe Slick Bastard Democrat instead, because there is no such thing as a green party majority in the senate, do you understand? there will not be a green party speaker of the house. green party will not get to put up supreme court nominees.
if you vote for the Good People instead of the democrats, weâre gonna end up back in this toilet bowl again, only deeper this time because the republicans will take it as a mandate to do whatever they want.
take a deep breath, put on rubber gloves, and touch the poop. donât be precious.
In the primary you vote for the best candidate. In the general you vote for the person who can remove the Republican. You have your chance to do both.
In the primary you vote for the best candidate. In the general you vote for the person who can remove the Republican.
I read on another post âthis is about setting the difficulty of our boss battle for the next two yearsâ and that is absolutely true. Youâre not voting for someone you agree with, youâre not voting for someone who is perfect or great or even good.
You are voting for the person who is a) going to get elected and b) is easiest to fight for what you need. Until we move the needle, the best we can expect is âthe best of all enemiesâ and not âan allyâ.
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to anyone who read this: hope you can sleep beautifully tonight
Turning a device off, then back on is the new kicking something to make it work.
need a gentle boy to love the SHIT out of me already
anyways. When can I start screaming
Tetris teaches kids that their accomplishments always disappears but their errors will pile up
no, it teaches kids to quickly visualize shapes and patterns, you edgy freak
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iâve probably aged 4 years this year