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“Oh - I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to bump into you, really… Just wasn’t looking where I was going, I suppose. Er, I hope you’re okay.”

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“I’m fine.” He said brushing himself off from where she toughed him. Like she was dirty.

#c: aurora #hes an asshole #sorry

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Late Night Out || Bernie & Ellen

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Bernie could hardly stand it anymore. Going to classes, being near people. It was sickening. He had to escape. Escape from the clueless muggles, escape from all the other people he can’t stand at that school. So, he went to Hogsmeade. Now, he had to go after curfew or else other students would be there. The only thing he had to worry about now is getting caught, which he really didn’t care about either way.

He was just wandering around Hogsmeade, when he stumbled upon an apartment complex. It was someplace he had actually never been before, so he continued walking. When Bernie stumbled upon a small garden, he was actually surprised. “Huh, didn’t think that there would be a garden here.” He said to himself. But apparently a little to loudly when a dog began barking at him from inside of the nearest apartment. He didn’t even bother hiding, it was obvious he was there.

Ellen was just getting settled for the night, smiling to herself. Taran was already in bed, and she was getting a glass of water for herself before she turned in. Even though it was heading into fall, and the weather was turning, she was still dressed comfortably in her tank and sleep shorts. Tomorrow was a big day of practice with the first game of the season coming up, but she wasn’t too worried. She was feeling better than ever about her game, so a decent night’s sleep should cover it.

On that thought, Percival started barking at the back window. She was normally a quiet dog, so the fact that she was barking at all was suspicious. The back window though, that made it sound like someone was sneaking in. With paranoia well honed by a dark childhood and the war, Ellen grabbed her wand from the nearby table, and walked carefully to open her back door. “Hello? Who’s there?”

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“It’s the ghost of Christmas past.” He replied sarcastically. He absolutely hated that question, if he was actually there to rob her he probably wouldn’t respond. Idiot. “I didn’t realize how close I’d gotten to our garden I guess, Sorry for waking you.” He said. He really hoped that would be it and she would just go back inside. Anything more would just be a big bother.

#sorry this is short #but thats really all i can think of #elle #late night out

Late Night Out || Bernie & Ellen

Bernie could hardly stand it anymore. Going to classes, being near people. It was sickening. He had to escape. Escape from the clueless muggles, escape from all the other people he can’t stand at that school. So, he went to Hogsmead. Now, he had to go after curfew or else other students would be there. The only thing he had to worry about now is getting caught, which he really didn’t care about either way.

He was just wandering around Hogsmead, when he stumbled upon an apartment complex. It was someplace he had actually never been before, so he continued walking. When Bernie stumbled upon a small garden, he was actually surprised. “Huh, didn’t think that there would be a garden here.” He said to himself. But apparently a little to loudly when a dog began barking at him from inside of the nearest apartment. He didn’t even bother hiding, it was obvious he was there.

#fhwc9 #ellen #late night out #closed #starter

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What do you want?

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The fuck is wrong with you?

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I was trying to sleep. [shugs] Didn’t realize it was you.

#c: Scarlett

What do you want?

#fhogstarter

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Make a Man Out of You || Bernie & Shang

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Bernie was hysterical at this point. The guys reaction made it even more funny. “But you’re fine and you can go along and play your overrated sport.” He said, roling his eyes. The guy was completely overreating. He wasn’t hurt, so what as the harm? All Bernie was doing was having a little fun. “I haven’t quite decided yet. You seem pretty fun to annoy so we’ll see what happens.” He said with a smirk. “To be honest I don’t understand what the big deal is.”

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As the guy rolled his eyes, Shang felt a leap of angry kick its way through his body. He had to hold himself back from getting in the guy’s face. “The big deal is you are a reckless idiot with no respect for others. If you knew half of the effort it took to play this ‘overrated’ sport you would not be acting like such an asinine fool.” The vein in the middle of Shang’s forehead pulsated as he spoke.

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Bernie couldn’t help but scoff, even though part of him wanted to laugh again. He could tell that the other guy was angry, that he was pushing his buttons. And he liked it. “Oh yeah? How much effort does it take to fly and throw a ball around?” He asked, antagonizing the other guys more. Bernie couldn’t help the small smirk that formed on his face.

#shang #make a man out of you

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Bernie chuckled, but tried to keep it quiet. “Don’t worry, took me a good week to get it. Just keep trying.”

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“Yeah see? Bullshit. I’ve been trying for years. YEARS. Is this some kind of vampire thing? Can’t fucking make a patronus because I suck blood every now and again? Fuck.”

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“You’re a vampire? That’s fucking cool.” He commented. “But I don’t think that’s it, you’re probably not thinking happy enough.”

#c: lydia

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Make a Man Out of You || Bernie & Shang

Bernie had been grounded by his parents for sneaking out of his house past curfew, and was technically still grounded. But, he had snuck out of his house. Maybe it was because of that fact, that made him feel a bit more mischievous than usual. But when he had spotted the other boy on the broom just seemingly flying around in circles, he couldn’t help but want to disturb his piece.

Bernie immediately knew of the perfect jinx to use. Sure, he might get in trouble with the authorities a bit but he didn’t really care considering it was all fun and games to him. He made eye contact with the broom rider and began the jinx, making him lurch around until he was thrown off of his broom. He couldn’t help the laughter that escaped from his mouth from how easy it seemed.

He ran over to the other guy, still laughing. “Man, you must suck since you stayed on that broom for only two seconds before you just flung off like that.” Bernie said, poking fun at him.

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Shang felt the disorientation of being thrown to the ground. The world was spinning and his stomach felt like it was still stuck on the jinxed broom. He took a few deep breaths and focused on pulling himself together.

He heard the guy jeering him. “That was you?” Shang got to his feet. He staggered for a minute. “What you did was extremely dangerous. You could have injured me. It could have cost me my entire quidditch career.” As usual, Shang went on a lecture. “You should try to stay on a broom when someone has jinxed it. It is not as easy on the receiving end of things.” Shang tried to dust off the dirt but clumps of mud smeared on his khakis. He took a deep breath and focused on not beating the crap out of the kid. “Are you through pestering me? Or did you want to ruin something else of mine before you leave?”

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Bernie was hysterical at this point. The guys reaction made it even more funny. “But you’re fine and you can go along and play your overrated sport.” He said, roling his eyes. The guy was completely overreating. He wasn’t hurt, so what as the harm? All Bernie was doing was having a little fun. “I haven’t quite decided yet. You seem pretty fun to annoy so we’ll see what happens.” He said with a smirk. “To be honest I don’t understand what the big deal is.”

#c: shang #shang #make a man out of you

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After taking the potion, Dakota was hesitant about putting strange things in her mouth–especially anything liquid or that came from the wizarding world. But, at a loss for really anything else, and feeling slightly deprived of the luxuries of her own world, she ordered the first thing she saw that sounded remotely decent, knocking it back as quickly as she could and gagging almost as quickly. “Why,” she sputtered helplessly, grabbing at a napkin. “Why does everything taste so bad here?”

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“So that you keep buying more until it tastes good.” He said, taking a swing of his own drink.

#c: dakota

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“Fuck” Lydia said, watching as streams of smoke came out of her wand. “I’m never going to be able to do a fucking patronus, this is bull shit! I’m too old to be this pathetic!”

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Bernie chuckled, but tried to keep it quiet. “Don’t worry, took me a good week to get it. Just keep trying.”

#c: lydia

Make a Man Out of You || Bernie & Shang

Bernie had been grounded by his parents for sneaking out of his house past curfew, and was technically still grounded. But, he had snuck out of his house. Maybe it was because of that fact, that made him feel a bit more mischievous than usual. But when he had spotted the other boy on the broom just seemingly flying around in circles, he couldn’t help but want to disturb his piece.

Bernie immediately knew of the perfect jinx to use. Sure, he might get in trouble with the authorities a bit but he didn’t really care considering it was all fun and games to him. He made eye contact with the broom rider and began the jinx, making him lurch around until he was thrown off of his broom. He couldn’t help the laughter that escaped from his mouth from how easy it seemed.

He ran over to the other guy, still laughing. “Man, you must suck since you stayed on that broom for only two seconds before you just flung off like that.” Bernie said, poking fun at him.

#shang #make a man out of you #starter #closed