Ratthew

One day everyone will be replaced by rats

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[raevenlywrites]

This artist's rendition is like a renaissance painting and is the most thing I've ever seen (affectionate) thank you for your service

[glitchysquidd-deactivated202408]

Classic

[dustydaydreamer]

Is this ready for @hellsite-hall-of-fame yet?

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

YES

[dsabian]

Happy Anniversary Vanilla Sweep

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

​it’s been a whole year since vanilla extract?!???

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

[dailycatsblog]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

anon hate

Witty response

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elaboration on your response so I feel justified in bringing this screenshot into the conversation

[hyacinthusheretic]

Statment referring to how this should not be a tag

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Deep, thoughtful quote

[bigmickswingin]

batshit misinterpretation of the entire exchange

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

Gimmick blog destroying any normalcy this post had before

[a-spicy-memes]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

They never had a chance

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

what happened in 1845?

[gaycave]

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

[clarablightt]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame do you have this one yet??

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

[senshigargantuanimplants-deacti]

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

[little-bitch-detector]

BEEP

[little-bitch-detector]

i won

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

this is my new favorite gimmick blog

[tree-detector]

doesn't even have any trees, is this really what you support hellsite-hall-of-fame??

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

yes

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

Ratatataaaaa

[rat-detector]

Chris Pratt

Crisp Rat

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

Dude you fucking stole my thing

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[rat-detector]

[mizuribbons]

rat is also real

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

Who told you that

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

I have crawled out of my cave and present you with a meme template that is 100% original and 100% amazing

It can be used in many, many ways. Exhibit A:

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[raevenlywrites]

This artist's rendition is like a renaissance painting and is the most thing I've ever seen (affectionate) thank you for your service

[glitchysquidd-deactivated202408]

Classic

[dustydaydreamer]

Is this ready for @hellsite-hall-of-fame yet?

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

YES

[dsabian]

Happy Anniversary Vanilla Sweep

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

​it’s been a whole year since vanilla extract?!???

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

[rose52152]

Hector the space rat.

[rat-council-official]

official ratstronaut post

we love Hector! he is a legend among all rats.

for those who are uneducated in Hector:

Hector is French, which makes him sound even more unbelievable, tbh

Hector went to space in 1961, and while he did not orbit like the Russian rats a year before, he did make it ninety miles (144 kilometers) into the air before recovering him.

that funny little suit he's wearing is custom-built to harness Hector the Space Rat, and is made of leather. why? we aren't sure, but it hooked into springs and gauges and it's pretty fancy.

Hector survived twelve Gs of force on his way to space, while the average of survivability for most untrained humans is about 6 Gs.

to prepare him for this, they spun him and the other ratstronaut candidates in a centrifuge. a lot. for a very long time (multiple months). after about a day, everyone calmed down and got back to business inside the centrifuge. Hector was the only one who prospered long-term, though - which meant he got to go to space!

Hector returned from space safely, which is the most important part, and he was a special guest at a press conference in Paris after his return.

here's another photo of Hector, the most famous rat in France circa the early 1960s

(this suit is different and, from what we know, probably less comfortable. but Hector did what he had to do for the progress of ratkind.)

the Council salutes you, Hector, and you will never be forgotten. 🫡

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

My job is done

[replacingratswithsylvestermccoy]

@replacing-posts-with-rats

hello

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

No.

No you can’t.

Not now.

Not here.

[replacing-posts-with-rats]

Do you love the colour of the rat?

Which one?