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    “ IS THERE a reason you keep ignoring me and blowing me off ? if you’re cheating on me, just tell me. quit making excuses. ”

[antcgoniist-deactivated20260408]

ok but give me a plot where muse a is a big bad mob leader or gang leader or drug dealer or smthn like that and muse b is their significant other who wouldn’t even know how to hurt a fly and muse b is also the only person who can calm muse a down when they’re in a rage also muse a has to teach muse b how to defend themselves in case something were to ever happen to them

BONUS: what if muse a takes muse b out to dinner or smthn one night and someone tries to hurt muse b in order to hurt muse a and muse a ends up shooting someone and it’s the first time that muse b has seen that happen

[improperdesires-deactivated2017]

give me a: they used to date and broke up for x or y reason and got stuck in this vacation together because of their mutual friends and she has a new boyfriend, so now he’s stuck watching her with this new guy and seething with jealousy, so he takes the opportunity to remind her of every single good time they had during their time together and tease her endlessly. things like: ‘do you call him daddy too?’ and ‘remember the time when we…’ etc. and they end up having sex again and now they can’t stop sneaking behind her new boyfriend’s back. 

[stanwrites-deactivated20150708]

i need a plot with two best friends who know they’re Hot As Fuck and they both get action but there’s always been like something there?? and they shamelessly flirt with each other and never do anything about it like it’ll be like ‘hey why don’t you suck my dick’ ‘i’d love to’ and they’d just be close and stare at each other and there’s so much sexual tension but they both just never do anything about it and one day they’re like at a bar or something and dance and just go fUCK IT or they fight and have angry sex but they just do it and then it’s like oooooooh shit and they both start to realize maybe it wasn’t just sex maybe they weren’t just trying to get it out of the way maYBe iT’S lovE ~

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( &; WANTED PLOTS )

 sex hotline au where muse a is a phone sex operator and muse b is an awkward freshman in college who wants a taste before stepping out into the real world. what’s meant to be a five minute phone call turns into an hour long fest, featuring several mind-blowing orgasms and learning more about each other than professionally appropriate. muse b gets a part time job just to pay for their possibly harmful sex addiction (or just addiction to muse a’s voice) and the two converse regularly for months. one day, muse b hears an oh-so-familiar voice ordering coffee in the line in front of them.

cliché best friend’s older brother plot where muse a is infatuated with their best friend’s older brother muse b, who they see occasionally when they’re over to study or for a sleepover. when muse a is a freshman and at their first high school party, they have their first kiss who’s later discovered to be muse b. muse b rejects muse a as soon as they’re confronted, which leaves muse a heartbroken until muse b goes off to college. three years later muse a gets accepted to the same college as muse b, and they see each other once again.

classical musician au? like muse a is a highly acclaimed classical musician (piano/violin/etc) who’s lost sight of their love for music, where their entire life revolves around their profession and being technically flawless but bland. muse b is a busker barely making rent every month, and when muse a hears muse b playing outside a coffee shop one day they’re completely captivated by muse b’s music. it’s a love for music they haven’t felt in ages, which is why muse a makes a quick move to get to know this struggling street musician.

private school au where it’s the holidays and muse a and muse b are the only two students staying at school during the break. it’s quite awkward as they’ve never so much as talked before, but their secret admiring glances at each other haven’t gone unnoticed by other students. their first conversation results in a snowball fight and they spend the entire break glued at the hip.

celebrity plot where muse a and muse b are both successful musicians with humongous fan-bases. muse a tweets an insult about muse b’s favorite movie and muse b decides to take a jab at muse a’s music. what starts as a fun feud gets blown up by the fans, to the point where there’s blogs and accounts dedicated to the two of them getting together.

radio host au where muse a is the familiar voice of reason on the university’s popular radio station. muse b admires from afar, from the ace music choices to the heartfelt advice that muse a always seems to have for their listeners. muse b is harshly dumped by their girlfriend/boyfriend one night, and decides to call in to their favorite radio station to whine. the conversation lasts longer than the allotted time for a single caller. on air flirting is a legitimate thing, right?

hospital au where muse a is a volunteer at the local hospital because they like to help out, reading children stories and helping them color. muse b is spoiled and bratty with a set of famous parents, and after getting arrested for their reckless behavior muse b’s parents order them to help out with the hospital in order to improve their reputation. at first muse b walks around like they own the place because of their parent’s significant donations to the hospital, but muse a refuses to give in to muse b’s absurd demands. muse b learns sympathy and muse a learns that people really can change.

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i had this plot with a friend one time and can’t seem to find the post, but basically muse a and their fiance ( the two have been dating since high school ) agree to have a threesome. the two make guidelines of course; no kissing, no one they know, it’s a one time thing, they won’t speak to the other person again etc. muse a is excited as all hell because let’s be real, they have had wandering eyes for a while and muse a began dreading the thought of only ever being with one person. so when they find muse b in a bar and the couple approaches them, and muse b can’t say no. the three share a very intense and hot night, and as planned muse b doesn’t intend on contacting the couple. that is until a few days later when muse a runs into them and asks for their number, claiming their fiance wanted to maybe do it again. it’s a lie, muse a just can’t stop thinking about muse b. the sex. how fucking attractive they are. and something about them just draws muse a toward them. they begin a texting relationship, a lot of flirting and sexual banter. and then finally they meet up for drinks, which leads to drunken flirting and a kiss or two before they are back at muse b’s apartment having sex. muse a leaves that night, having to get back home to their fiance, but asks muse b if they can do it again. muse b however feels a little iffy and wrong about everything and wants to resist. tries to. but for some reason whenever muse a finds an excuse to come over and ‘hang out’ muse b can’t say no.

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So I really just want a cute tragic little plot where Muse A and Muse B have been best friends forever, and everyone always asks why they aren’t together and they just look at each other and laugh but deep down they both have always wanted more they are just so different. Muse A is that typical, hot guy that all the girls like. He’s sweet, funny, all that cliche-ness. And Muse B is beautiful and smart and she’s a bit naive. And they are basically always there, whether Muse A got too drunk at a party and snuck into Muse B’s house because his parents would kick his ass, or Muse B dated some jerk who tried to go further than she wanted and he dumped her and Muse A threatens to kick his ass but she would rather him just hold her. And the just love each other so much and they graduate high school and they are going to part ways and then one night Muse A just kisses her and is like “I have 3 months to spend with you before we’re on two different sides of the country and hell if I’m going to let myself sit and wonder what if.” And they are both so happy and cute and basically it’s them spending the summer falling even more in love and occasionally fighting because they both know the inevitable; at the end of the summer they will be leaving each other for months at a time and they want to stay together but are scared because of long distance and all that and jesus fucking christ is just ripped my own fucking heart out. someone please do this with me, i’ll play either part tbh

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