🥵 wizard 🧙 💔 i will maul your boyfriend

teddy 26 sanguine 🜪 e/em/eir/eirs/emself dyke + tme

[bittenbovine]

it's Sinkdog!!!!

[playing-with-colors]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[jingerpi]

while I do acknowledge data centers are putting strain on a lot of very vulnerable communities it's also important to note that this too is a product of finance capital planning for infinite growth and disregarding safety to do so. AI itself can be run economically (in terms of power) and that much has been demonstrated repeatedly but it's not, because like every other industry, it's being controlled by and for capital, competitively, with wanton waste and destruction as a result. the harm is not stored in the math, nor even data centers themselves, nor queries, it's entirely preventable, and that's worse

[pulpfanfiction]

"everyone's talking about this funny animal online. surely everyone will love it if we assign a bunch of numbers to him and encourage everyone to pretend to kill him in our Product™!"

[pulpfanfiction]

this post really feels like the ultimate encapsulation of WOTC's behavior towards D&D. they want it to be the perfect friendly Everygame, but they're also shackled to the fact that D&D has, since it's inception, been a game where players are encouraged - by design - to kill every single thing that moves.

[deepseasmetro]

did you like this physically disabled animal? now you can kill it

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[vigilantsycamore]

Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second

[petemcvries23]

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

[ashenmind]

enamored by this (badly done) whiskey ad that seems to be advocating for drunk driving via bird

[thoodleoo]

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

[thoodleoo]

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

[healsypally]

“Lol learn queer history!”

Queer history has blood on its hands for violently banning trans women from women’s and lesbian’s resources, housing, and spaces. And this is true for however long you wanna go back, for ALL TMA people.

Appealing to conservative tradition is fascist, actually! Undoing hatred, bigotry, discrimination, segregation, and transmisogyny is actually a good thing!

I know, directly intuitive things might be counter intuitive if you’re so steeped in bioessentialism that you throw trans women’s literal segregation out of queer history in our face as if that’s somehow our fault that you’ve orchestrated our mass death for literal goddamn generations!

What an absolute embarrassment and indictment of TME queers people, and ESPECIALLY the TME trans people who were there the whole time and let their sisters fucking drown.

Fucking do something!!! Holy fuck!!!!!

[nightjar-jack]

Dendrogaster astericola from an ongoing studio project. Wanted to upload a record of the parasite by itself without the accompaying text.

+ the "skeleton" of it's growth pattern :]

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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[canonicallyginger]

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?

Paul Simon

Yoko Ono

George Michael

Patrick Starr

Remaining time: 12 hours 12 minutes

[littleguymart]

(doll by clowntown22 on ebay)

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[voidcatdoll]

Only on tumblr will you see someone celebrating kiwifarms being targeted by a DDoS attack while actively participating in one of kiwifarms harassment campaigns.

[pocket-deer-belly]

little doodle practice animation (song is Dinge Dong by Teach-in [dutch version])

[pangur-and-grim]

[gobusto]

this reminds me of a computer system we had at my previous job, which allowed an optional "medical condition" to be recorded against each person in the database. if one was entered, you needed to specify whether that condition was stable, worsening, or improving.

however, the list of possible "conditions" was rather broad, and included pregnancy; i was never sure whether "worsening" or "improving" was the correct choice in that case.