🥵 wizard 🧙 💔 i will maul your boyfriend

teddy 26 sanguine 🜪 e/em/eir/eirs/emself dyke + tme

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[nitrobishop]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

Solarpunk is real punk because a) it makes people angry and b) it's lame

[justanapparatus]

why is it that when someone is struggling mentally we always ask if they've tried therapy and never give them $5000

[justanapparatus]

therapy:

another responsibility for the stressed person

requires time and money they probably don't have

takes a lot of luck and hard work and time to be effective

$5000

$5000

[nitrobishop]

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[captain-price-returns]

[estro-boi]

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-tongues]

What does innumerable in 1 imply then,,,

[innumerable-voices]

Shut up idiot, we both know we're singlet in the same way a beehive is

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[bwooomscratches]

[dyktvideogamesfx]

Visit Original Link

Do you know this SFX? #1579

I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

[acerby]

today i learned that the bad part of getting into these models is that you may end up having to do- in vain!- the incredibly embarrassing task of wasting an hour searching for a robotgirl's tits

Honestly looking at robot boobs for an hour does not sound like a waste to me. But to add to your research, did you know that the Acerby types A,B, and C have correlating larger bust sizes with their type letter.

I am also pretty sure that Type A has bigger tits than me dispite 5+ years of HRT.

[albusblonko]

[albusblonko]

Acerby-A aquired equality.