[grogkill]

[line375]

doing my civic duty

[brood-mother]

me, the retail worker standing at the end of the aisle watching yall demons act the fool in my place of work for tumblr good boy points after my manager sent me to make sure yall weren’t shoplifting again:

[diablito666]

Corpse Bride (2005)

[aqueroful]

[captainmwai]

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[onlytwitterpics]

[decatris]

[fwuitgummi]

[windows10virtualmachine]

Life imitates art

[distinguishedbaloney]

[creeeee]

[khe1]

i would die for you yoshi

You Will.

[kuwaiti-tissue]

[ojalla]

um children deserve everything

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

[setheverman]

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

Star Wars (1977), dir. Kenny Ortega

[bunney]