ResidentEddy

My name is Eddy. I am a skinny man who happens to be in his early 20's and am in the Air Force. I love cosplays (even though I can't afford most equipment), I do videos, pictures and drawings of any sort; it could be ANYTHING I currently think up of. AFM videos are my current specialty. Any questions?

[welcometoyouredoom]

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[shencomix]

[jelloapocalypse]

These bother me sometimes.

We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of “practice”.

[charlesoberonn]

[moonyly]

If ever there’s a tomorrow when we’re not together, there’s something you must remember. 

[tagurself]

what the fuck did I just watch

[alcoholicanarchist]

this is what having psychosis is like

[orbo-gifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stevieboebi]

I just cried laughing for 30 min at this

[mypettentaclemonster]

I choked laughing at this

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[bel-hadid]

Bella Hadid

[g-u-r-l-i]

k l w c z

[residenteddy]

It's like one of those "are you gay" tests. If the first thing you look at is the poster on the left...

[hiroshiokuda-deactivated2018012]

[passenger08-deactivated20250812]

my favorite photo in 2017 at ‪Women’s March ‬⁩🚺

[honeyscomb]

View this post on Instagram

[forever90s]

[mmmmememeemememeeoeoowwoowwww-d]

[gif87a-com]

[buddy-berry]

oink

[schoolofworld]

[glitter-and-trash]

reblogging this one again bc im glad that so many ppl like it haha

[gogomrbrown]

“Stop turning superheros into social justice warriors.”  They were created to be social justice warriors 

[whiteowl-18]

There’s also this:

[bellygangstaboo]

This went up quickly (at 24th and Bryant)