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She’s So Gone from Lemonade Mouth, Take A Hint from Victorious and Busted from Phineas and Ferb are in a class of music all of their own.

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My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

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Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

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probably one of the happiest sounds is when your pet comes running for you and you can hear the little pat pats of their feet on the floor

lesbianrey

name a more iconic duo than straight men and unnecessary commentary

shock

people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how to preheat the oven’ and there’d be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my life

bunny-realness

someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

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daftalchemist

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”