Every day YouTube recommends me these fancams of Johnny Depp epically pwning his ex wife with facts and logic and livestreams of the court proceedings and so on with literally millions of views on each video. Just want to put this out there, the people who religiously follow this lawsuit and tweet about it and do the #justiceforjohnny shit, I fear you’re beyond rehabilitation. You have cult of personality discourse-addicted brain worms and it is likely terminal.
Culturally we haven’t progressed even slightly from the celebrity drama obsessed media circus panopticon of the early 2000s. TMZ celebrity feuds have just been absorbed into twitter stan culture. At least we used to quarantine this shit to perezhilton.com and magazines in the grocery store checkout aisle. Now every fucking website is a revolving door of who is and isn’t cancelled. Now you can’t get away from it because people have convinced themselves en masse that the same toxic, pathetic, vindictive celebrity worship we’ve been doing for decades is suddenly, somehow, activism. It’s not. Get a life.












