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Chai: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

#Chai

Duffle: I need a long word. Clort: T-rex but the long one.

#Duffle #Clort

Atlas: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Clort, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

#Atlas #Clort

Gemma: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! Grimsley: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Thesuru, go find out if that thing can catch fire! Gemma: You're a bad influence. Grimsley: And you don't know your sayings.

#Gemma #Grimsley

Aegis: Why don't I like this person? Abel: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder. Aegis: Maybe it's because their name is "Bopo". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? Abel: No. Aegis: That's because your name is "Abel".

#Aegis #Abel

Nimhsy: Why are you doing this? Atlas: Same reason I do everything, Nimhsy. To get somebody to like me.

#Nimhsy #Atlas

Erebus: We all have our demons. Erebus, grabbing Grimsley: This one’s mine.

#Erebus #Grimsley

Abel: I’m Abel. I’m an accountant. Aran: I’m Aran. I have a knife.

#abel #Aran

Abel: I think I need a hug... Canis: Good thing I'm hug shaped! *45 minutes later* Abel: You... you can let go now. Canis: No, I absolutely cannot.

#Abel #Canis

Erebus: Ducks are better than rabbits. Viki: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Clort: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Viki: We’re not talking about flavour, Clort! Clort: Flavour counts! Viki: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Vis: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Viki: Okay, but- Vis: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Clort: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Viki: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, CLORT! Clort: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, VIKI! Erebus: I- Aithas-

#Erebus #Viki #Clort #Vis

Zigzag, when Erebus walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza. Zigzag: *accidentally smacks Nimhsy in the face with the baking sheet*

#Zigzag

Aegis: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Atlas: Well, that was entirely predictable. Aegis: One of them punched a gang member. Atlas: Abraham? Aegis: Clort, actually. Atlas: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

#Aegis #Atlas

Clort: Can I have your number? Erebus, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

#Clort #Erebus

Abel: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? Edmund: …What???

#Abel #Edmund

Stitch, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

#Stitch

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