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[ text ] You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.

FROM: RYUGAZAKI REI

TO: HARUKA-SENPAI

CONTENT:

(1/3) I don't even know Spanish. Or French.

(2/3) But even then, how could I get them mixed up?! They're two different languages that are completely unique to themselves!

(3/3) If this is what being drunk means.. I want no part in these obvious mistakes. You shouldn't either, Haruka-senpai!

#im crinyg #sukuidasu

[ text ] You slept on a pillow of digiorno.

FROM: RYUGAZAKI REI

TO: MAKOTO-SENPAI

CONTENT:

(1/3) I had to go shower before answering this text. TWICE.

(2/3) Let's just call this water under the bridge and move on, right? Right? No one has to know..

(3/3) Especially not Gou-san!

#if that digiorno didnt have any protein in it we're dead #makxtos

[ text ] I hope you get stoned and think that you’re a seal in shark infested waters ~

FROM: RYUGAZAKI REI

TO: VRISKA-SAN

CONTENT:

(1/3) This is.. rude.

(2/3) May I ask what I did in order to receive this form of aggression? Or should I say.. harassment?

(3/3) And on the subject, I don't know if I should look up 'stoned' or not. I don't think it means literally stoned as in with rocks, does it?

#im feeling so attacked right now...#arachnidsgripppp

[ text ] You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice and then hung up.

FROM: RYUGAZAKI REI

TO: RIN-SAN-CHAN

CONTENT:

(1/3) ...

(2/3) ...

(3/3) Please leave me alone for a while to wallow in my regrets, Rin-san.

#romanticsh4rk

[ text ] Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??

FROM: RYUGAZAKI REI

TO: GREEN-SAN

CONTENT:

(1/3) --WHAT?

(2/3) What!? I'm.. I'm underage in A LOT OF countries, you know?! How did that even..

(3/3) JUST DELETE IT!

#DAMN... THERE GREEN GOES AGAIN...#STEALIN YO SPOUSE..#rcanines

[ text ] We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled “WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER” and threw up

FROM: RYUGAZAKI REI

TO: OIKAWA-SAN

CONTENT:

(1/3) I did some heavy research and I've come down to the decision that I wouldn't have known of this "Good Burger" unless you let me watch it.

(2/3) Also... I wouldn't have any access to alcohol in the first place without your help.

(3/3) Basically, what I'm proposing is that if you were a better person, this wouldn't have happened.

#settere

why is my son trying to kiss some dude with pointy teeth not in my household

stop DAD god you're so annoying don't you know ANYTHING!!! it was a reference-- a REFERENCE!!!!

#ooc #piss #cloudedsun

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TFLN meme part 2.

[ text ] a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed “ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!”, then ran off into the bushes [ text ] My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun… at 10 a.m…. [ text ] Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there’s an svu marathon on. Give me some time please. [ text ] I know how vodka works. I’m drunk, not stupid. [ text ] I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face [ text ] You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast. [ text ] Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper?? [ text ] You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people’s legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK. [ text ] so explain again why im purple [ text ] We need to get fucked up again and play games like ‘Save the tequila but dodge the knife’ [ text ] I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle. [ text ] You introduced yourself and she said “wow that’s a long name” and you went “yeah well you should see my dick.” [ text ] I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically [ text ] i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i’m sub-human. i love vicodin. [ text ] I hope you get stoned and think that you’re a seal in shark infested waters [ text ] You slept on a pillow of digiorno [ text ] You’re being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito. [ text ] I think they will remember that birthday for a while. I’m still dying over the fact that a stripper was hunting me down. [ text ] You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice and then hung up. [ text ] Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if were still alive? [ text ] He jumped into a mall fountain. I don’t think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. [ text ] If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY [ text ] Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here [ text ] I’ll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors. [ text ] We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled “WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER” and threw up [ text ] You passed out and I didn’t draw a penis on your face. Best friend of the year. [ text ] it’ll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you’ve had in a month…

alright iiiiiiit's about time i do somethin' here so! like this post for a short starter. i'll cap at 3!

#x. ooc #im dying honestly..#also i rly mean short this time

wow.. i cant believe my son is so rude.. to me.. after everything ive done... i lived in like.. eleventh year of the meiji era.. do u think i know what a cell phone is smh back in my day

#cloudedsun

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

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#beautiful.