The Customer is Always Right

Gag me with a spoon please

[restaurantlife]

I think this is the first time I did the stupid thing and not the customer. I checked this woman's 100$ bill with the checker pen and the line came back black, meaning it's a fake. I checked her other 2 hundred dollar bills to see if they were fake too and they all came back black strip. After she left and the next customer came up, she handed me a 20 and the strip came back black. I thought, two customers in a row? This can't be right! I looked at the marker I'm my hand and it was a regular black felt tip marker and not a bill checker... They look the exact same and I had just told the previous lady and her 3 bills were fake and she was on her way home to beat her roommate with a flip flop for giving her fake bills for rent. TL:DR Some poor scrub is getting his ass beat because of me and there's no way I can apologise about it.

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[restaurantlife]

Our door looks the exact same. I'm really surprised no one has tried to break in yet. The only thing they will get is maybe cheaper vending machine prices

[restaurantlife]

There's a restaurant that I hate and I drive past it almost every day on my way to work. I hate it so much that I randomly shout insults at it or mock what their sign says outside. Today the sign said 24 hi-def tvs! To which I replied yeah, they have that many to distract you from how shitty their food is...

[parliamentrook]

this is the only way I’m drinking wine now

[everthingbutnothingatall]

Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth Experience.

[restaurantlife]

If you think you're having a shitty day, this lady just rear ended my car cause she was texting and driving and I called the cops and she proceeded to get out of her car and scream at me and say she doesn't understand why I'm calling the police when you can't differentiate damage on my "piece of shit beat up car" and that she doesn't have time for this. She gave me her insurance info and then started screaming at me more now insulting me and saying it's not illegal to use your phone in the car and I'm trying to tell her I know the law is it is illegal to text and drive and I felt her hit me and looked back to see her texting. And she even asked why I got out of my car... you fucking hit me and didn't even realize it cause you were texting! You're filmed on the traffic can right over your head texting and driving! She proceeded to cuss me out so hard that I had a severe mental breakdown (I've had a very mentally abusive past 2 relationships and the yelling overwhelmed me) so I tore into her and started screaming for her to leave me the fuck alone and she wouldn't so I kept screaming "LEAVE" over and over until she finally got in her car and left. The cop showed up and I started crying and explained through the tears of my mental abuse and how she screamed at me so hard that it triggered a mental breakdown and let the cop know I just kept begging her to leave and stop yelling and she eventually just jumped ship. He offered to hug me until I was able to talk normally and he said you want me to get her on hit and run and emotional damage? I said sure but he warned me it might make my rates go up if he files the report so I said nevermind. He went to go find her car anyways just to her her side of the story too and she tried reporting I had aggressive behavior towards her and bow she won't stop calling and texting me and harassing me so I'm gonna report her for harassment and not for the hit and run. Sorry this was long and not restaurant related but I needed to get it off my chest TLDR: bitches man...

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[emiria]

my kinda diet

[megasonger]

[restaurantlife]

For my followers to get to know the idiot behind this page. I'm 25 and bought myself a giant fat unicorn because I'm an adult and can make my own decisions.

[inktreader]

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

….why does anime McDonald’s look better than real life McDonald’s

[meanplastic]

[fatfatties]

Fluffy Japanese Pancakes

[thespirtualstripper]

so basically America been playing this whole time…

[cooolasssluusshhh]

This shit was good as hell lmaoo

[restaurantlife]

Strawberry flavored deliciousness

[restaurantlife]

Anyone want to tell me how my extremely mentally unstable roommate passed a background check for a gun?! I'm all for 2nd amendment rights, but seriously, who does these checks?!

[ruinedchildhood]

mom: come down and eat me: i’m not hungry mom: i got take out me:

[restaurantlife]

How many people wish for another option to Starbucks?

[leonseff]

[amberleaf]

me at the mcdonalds drive-thru: yea could i get a fuckin uuuuUUUUUJJHHHHH…

[restaurantlife]

I wish we had flamethrowers out the window

[restaurantlife]

I am currently drunk and cooking dinner. My friends don't know that alcohol only effects how fast I move and my balance. So I turn around and ask hey guys, you like your chicken medium rare right? And then I bust out laughing. They are all scared to eat my food now

[officialprinzeugen]

[restaurantlife]

I successfully cut an onion with no tears today. I'm becoming a professional already!