i GUESS i should have a fandom blog...

mads, nb, 34. ao3: ItCanBePalped fandom stuff wherever my current hyperfixation takes me! stranger things, btvs, maybe dragon age, maybe doctor who, i dunno

[retired-itcanbepalped]

i've moved!

find me here: @itcanbepalped

hi folks!

in light of twt insanity and no one really being sure just bad that's going, i'm going to try to be more active on tumblr.

because of that, i also thought it was time to create a proper account on the off chance anyone would like to interact with me over here.

to that end, i've moved over to @itcanbepalped which is a main blog, rather than a side blog as this one has been. i hope to see you over there!

[retired-itcanbepalped]

hi folks, i'm doing confusing things!

this has been a side account, but i want to make it a full account so its easier to interact with everyone. unfortunately you can't change side blogs into main blogs, so i'm creating a new account with my fanwork email and moving things over.

i'll post again once i've transfered myself over and reblogged everything from this page. hope to see you all over there!

[retired-itcanbepalped]

i don't think i can post my very nsfw cow-eddie to tumblr because of how porny it is. it's here on my twitter in both cis and trans flavors: cow eddie 18+ only, thanks!

BUT! it did also, through some twitter silliness, evolve into nurse-cow-eddie. who can be seen below:

[kirihana]

I’m participating in the Steddie big bang; very excited about working with my artists @itcanbepalped and @sammichtastic​! Not going to post my slide, because spoilers, but… 

[retired-itcanbepalped]

very excited to be partnered! marrying my current brainrot with my childhood brainrot just feels right, somehow. excited to draw for this~

[eddywoww]

Yeah legend of Zelda! It was very well written but it just shocked me when I started reading “his downy feathers” and “his beak nudged my lips” lol

Oh!!!! I didn’t realize it would actually be bird stuff! Idk if I’ve ever read anything like that before which is interesting considering all the monster stuff out there

[retired-itcanbepalped]

thank you to lee's anon for still giving it a read! i also included a full screen drawing to help clarify the tag and the notes that it was like... full-bird birdman.

if the image didnt load and you got jumpscared, i'm so sorry!

[retired-itcanbepalped]

i'm not gonna say this is as deranged as the crocs worship fic, but i've been in a massive double brainrot for steddie AND the new legend of zelda game so.

you know.

i have been working on three unrelated AUs. here's the first one!

tall glass of milk / rated Explicit

featuring eddie-as-link and steve-as-a-great fairy. we've got mommy kink, size kink, bottom eddie, and some magical spit working as something not entirely unlike poppers and lube so i've tagged for drugged sex. enthusiastic consent! promise. :)

have some steve the great fairy art to further convince you to give it a shot~

[retired-itcanbepalped]

the LoZ steddie aus continue! this time, its rito!steve and eddie-as-link

boneless chicken wing / rated Explicit

featuring: transmasc steve, non-human genitalia steve, non-penetrative sex, frottage, more fluff than smut

[unforth]

Reblog and tell me your top five music albums of all time. Doesn't need to be your favorite artist, just, which five albums are so absolutely banger that you can put the album on and listen to it start to finish without hearing a single clunker. Then, tag five people!

My five albums (in no particular order) are

1. Sublime - Sublime

2. The Beatles - Rubber Soul

3. AFI - Sing the Sorrow

4. Brian Fallon - Sleepwalkers

5. Kiroro - Kiroro no Mori

And five folks, um... @ltleflrt @ramblingandpie @yagirlyacchan @christaaah and @maliciouslycreative (and anyone else who feels like doing it of course!)

[hullosweetpea]

ooooo, i love this! this was incredibly hard and is probably more of a current music vibe check, but:

Yola - Walk Through Fire (Deluxe Edition)

Beyoncé - Lemonade

Etta James - At Last!

Hole - Live Through This

Ludo - Not Dead (Live)

tagging: @hullomoon, @faithfulcat111, @itcanbepalped, @sharkfish, and @landofsonlali (and of course anyone else who wants to!)

[retired-itcanbepalped]

oh fun! this is going to be a wild one haha. in no particular order:

Decide -Djo

Aquarium - Aqua (yes for real)

Pink Moon - Nick Drake

Racine Carée - Stromae

For Ever - Jungle

anyone who wants to do this consider yourself tagged!

[frenchublog]

spuffy

[retired-itcanbepalped]

i'm not gonna say this is as deranged as the crocs worship fic, but i've been in a massive double brainrot for steddie AND the new legend of zelda game so.

you know.

i have been working on three unrelated AUs. here's the first one!

tall glass of milk / rated Explicit

featuring eddie-as-link and steve-as-a-great fairy. we've got mommy kink, size kink, bottom eddie, and some magical spit working as something not entirely unlike poppers and lube so i've tagged for drugged sex. enthusiastic consent! promise. :)

have some steve the great fairy art to further convince you to give it a shot~

[navnae-deactivated20260204]

Steve and Argyle going surfing for a date. Them just enjoying each other’s company while taking over the waters but falling into it because of the intense waves. They’re laughing like it’s the funniest thing in the world, once they dry off they cuddle up on the beach and watch the sunset as they hear the sounds of the ocean.

[stonathanweek]

STONATHAN WEEK 2023 PROMPTS

Please click the read more to see more detailed explanations about the prompts!

~~ PROMPTS FOR WRITERS AND ARTISTS / PROMPTS FOR GIFMAKERS & VIDEO EDITORS ~~

Day 1 (Friday, July 21st): Scoops Ahoy! / Favourite Outfits

Scoops Ahoy!: Inspired by Steve's job in Season 3, this prompt refers to all Food Services AUs you can think of! You can stay close to canon with an Ice Cream Shop or you can get creative with a Coffee Shop, or a Cake Shop AU, or anything you might like, it's up to you!

Favourite Outfits: Show us your favourite outfits worn by Jonathan and Steve throughout the series! It doesn't have to be limited to scenes they've had together (because there isn't many, as we all know). You are free to play with different clips from different seasons! Maybe there's an outfit you think should make a return next season?

Day 2 (Saturday, July 22nd): Roommates AU / AUs

Roommates AU: And they were roommates... In Day 2 we invite you to explore Stonathan's dynamic as they share a living space and all the chaos that situation can bring!

AUs: This can be any sort of AU that you can come up with. Get creative with the video clips or photos you use! Images do not have to be limited to the show. Anything from Fantasy AUs, to Bookstore AUs, to Coffee shop AUs, to Dystopian AUs. The world is your oyster!

Day 3 (Sunday, July 23rd): Fake Dating AU / Parallels

Fake Dating AU: When the truth hides in a lie! Pretending to be together to fool the others was part of the plan, but the more time they spend together, the more... they want it to be real?

Parallels: We all know the Duffers and their love for patterns and parallels! However, parallels don’t need to stop with ST. This prompt is a challenge to find any parallels in the show or other media that connects to Steve and Jonathan!

Day 4 (Monday, July 24th): Fantasy AU / Colours

Fantasy AU: We've seen a lot in ST. We've seen Shadow Monsters, and Evil Vines, and little girls with superpowers, and Vecna. But we haven't seen it all. What about kingdoms, and dragons, and knights, and princes, and wizards, and mermaids, and shapeshifters? The options are endless! In a world where magic exists and royals rule the lands, what are Jonathan and Steve up to?

Colours: Colours are a big part of cinematography and character design, but here we wanna see your take! What colours represent Steve and Jonathan and their bumpy dynamic the best to you?

Day 5 (Tuesday, July 25th): Canon-verse / Steve & Jonathan + another character

Canon-verse: We all can agree we haven't gotten enough from Steve and Jonathan together in the show. Well, this is your chance to change that! With this prompt you can play around with the rules of canon. Maybe Stonathan got stranded in the Upside Down? Maybe there's some deleted scenes between seasons you want to explore? Or what happens after canon? There's many options!

Steve & Jonathan + another character: Friendships and relationships are one of the most important aspects of the show. Here you have the opportunity to explore some of the other dynamics that Steve and Jonathan have together with other characters, or dive into a dynamic/group that includes Stonathan and that you might like to see in S5!

Day 6 (Wednesday, July 26th): Music AU / Song Lyrics

Music AU: Music is a huge part of ST, so we couldn't not have a prompt that related to it. Bands, mixtapes, old record stores, etc. Anything you can think of that relates to music counts! Let Jonathan's music snobbery and Steve's mainstream taste shine this day!

Song Lyrics: Have some song lyrics that are just perfect for Steve and Jonathan? This is your time to shine!

Day 7 (Thursday, July 27th): Forced Proximity / Favourite Scene

Forced Proximity: Isn't it just inconvenient when for reasons out of your control you have to share a same space with someone you might not like so much, or someone who might not like you so much, or someone you might like too much, or just someone you haven't talked to in a long time, and it's just Awkward? Yup, it's the worst. But it's so much fun when it happens to the characters we love! Go wild with this one!

Favourite scene: Show us your favourite scene with Steve and Jonathan. We know there aren't many to choose from, but we'd love to see how creative you get with it! Show us your different styles and takes!

** No prompts are exclusive to any media! We made separate prompts for Gif Makers and Video Editors and Moodboard Creators so they could have a better prompt to work with given their type of media. That being said, to all Gif Makers, Video Editors and Moodboard Creators, feel free to choose any prompt of the day you would like to work with! **

[w1lmuttart]

Drawing minish cap link everyday til I no longer have artblock™️

What difference three days make lol

[pistachiozombie]

[Majora's Mask] Zora Link saving Lulu's eggs + Breath of the Wild style

[hullomoon]

[podfic] There’s More to Melon than Just Pink Cake

part of Voiceteam 2023 Challenge

written by @itcanbepalped

read by @hullomoon

cover art by @amanita-fierce

Stranger Things Femslash Week - Day 7: Free Choice - Stardew Valley AU

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Farmer Robin comes a-courtin’.

[08:58]

[retired-itcanbepalped]

nervous to share my shame here, too, but i wrote a crocs worship steddie fic to torture my friends and apparently break some brains.

yes, crocs worship. like boot worship/kink, but plastic clogs instead.

if you aren't croc'in, you aren't rockin' on AO3, rated E

[deardiary17]

Y'all look what Chris has just posted :D

[retired-itcanbepalped]

Square: A3 - Cat/Human Hybrid

Title: Velveteen

Rating: E

Word Count: 5,488

Ship(s): Jargyle

Major Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply

Additional Tags: Shameless Smut, Recreational Drug Use, Enthusiastic Consent, Mildly Dubious Consent (they’re both high), Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Catboys & Catgirls, Top Argyle, Bottom Jonathan Byers, Catboy Jonathan Byers

Summary: Human Argyle is friendly with Catboy Jonathan- they hang out often and Jonathan has come to him to buy catnip. He’d like to be more than friendly, though, and while they’re both high he happily finds out that Jonathan feels the same.

Link: [ao3]

Completed for @Jargyle-Bingo