retired pro-dom

26/former professional dom/MDNI

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About me

Taboo kink enjoyer, former professional dominant.

Message me if you want to, I like talking to people. I don't reblog stuff because I can't really be bothered. I write down stories fron my life, my old job and any other little thoughts I have.

Used to work in the uk sex industry as a pro-dom. Welcome to ask any questions you want about that.

I'm not a cliche dom. No tattoos, not muscular, I'm not emo or goth and I don't own a ghostface mask. I am skinny, tall, messy haired, lighty bearded with thin circular glasses and I dress like an old man.

If you live in the UK and want to meet me then I'd definitely be interested. Happy for it to be platonic or intimate, I just like meeting people.

Things I want in my dms

1. Conversation

2. Random nudes

3. People who want to meet up (uk)

Tags:

#RDB (the roleplay drawing board, where I write down roleplay scenario plans)

#silly (me being silly)

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Girls pee sitting down so they can hold their head in their hands and cry

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You're only ever one sent address away from having me climb through your window <3

SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS

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If someone doesn't fuck me soon I'm going to start hating myself again

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Hi! Person who asked what the weirdest thing you had to do as a professional dom, thank you for answering my post! (And for the record, I meant funny-weird)

The upsetting-weird part of your last post was not what I was expecting, but was still sort of interesting, so now I ask how you felt during all that. I imagine you felt kind of uncomfortable with the overall scenario. Then again I've some of your other posts, so I wouldn't be shocked to hear you kind of liked it either.

She asked for the experience, I gave her what she asked for and she was satisfied. Doing that is what I derived joy from when working. That was almost always the limit of my enjoyment during work.

To be honest with you, I didn't really feel any way about it. I'm too autistic to be affected by things that are so emotionally complex.

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While you were a professional dom, what was the weirdest thing one of your clients asked for?

My follow up is always, do you mean funny-weird or upsetting weird? I'll give both in this case.

Funny-weird: a woman wanted me to tie her up in the fetal position, and then throw tomatoes at her while I was dressed as a clown. Think about it more than any of the "fucked up" stuff I've done.

Upsetting-weird: father-daughter abuse roleplay but she wanted me to wear her dead dad's clothes. That was a very intense thing to read in my emails.

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Genuinely, you have one of the funniest blogs I’ve seen in a HOT minute. Incredible work

Thank you, I do my best

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Putting the tip of my dick on your nose and only letting you suck it after I count down from three and say "treat"

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How do you feel about giving pussy slaps?

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The size of my cock is irrelevant

I have a heart full of love and quaint whimsy

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It's not my fault you're more beautiful than your mother ever was

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My sisters boyfriend upsets her slightly so we immediately start sending him videos of us fucking

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It's time for show and tell!!!

You tell me about what happened and I'll show you how hard I get

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So proud of my beautiful daughter that I simply have to be inside her.

How else will she understand?

Words will never be enough, they can't do the feeling justice, I have to feel my skin against hers.

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A partner of mine had a fetish for talking about her dad while we fucked. I'd say he raised a slut, she'd talk about how upset he'd be if he could see, you get the idea. No idea why she had this kink, I did ask but it was clear she didn't want to answer.

One time she wanted me to record her giving me head while she told him about how much she hated him. So we did that, very arousing, good fun. Obviously, she said she wasn't going to actually show him.

But I never heard from her after that? She literally just disappeared? Bearing in mind we had been regularly fucking for like half a year? So I think it's entirely possible she showed him that shit ahah.

Funny old life.

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She had a Polaroid in her purse which was just a selfie with my cum all over her face

Weapons grade sluttiness, black belt stuff

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im a baby

he said grown-manily