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strangestcase

bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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🐝 sillywasp Follow

This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸🌼🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭 I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️

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🦗 crashopper Follow

HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

🪰 d1ptteraaaaa Follow

Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Can't a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖💓💖💓💖💓

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:3c

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dont you FUCKIGN dare

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🕸️ sneakyspidey Follow

*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

🦂 pseudoabdomen Follow

why do you know so much about ants

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I tricked ants into raising me

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Youre a termite of course youd say that

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That's so fucking racist???

🐛 fluffyfellow Follow

lmao .You are both racist 🙄

🦂 pseudoabdomen Follow

IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

🦋 bread-and-butter-fly Follow

Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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What have you MANIACS done to my post

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@fake-post-archive

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orteil42

i bought undertale because of you. i hope your'e happy

i think you may have the wrong guy. this is the wrong guy you're talking to the wrong guy

orteil42

Cookie Clicker alpha v7.28 has been pushed to the android appstore!

should roll out for everyone over the next 24 hours! this should be the last patch where i add new stuff, it's hopefully only gonna be bugfixes and tweaks from here on until live release. please let me know if anything feels glitchy or weird!!!

orteil42

update should be out for everyone now! get it n watch me yap

arkclam

First art of 2024 is me running on coffee and finishing these 2 standee designs for CoFi.

Bonus WIP:

orteil42

marketers will soon realize the memetic value of saying things like "it just works" or "if you can see it you can go there" and then barely half-delivering on it. nobody talks about promises you've fulfilled

orteil42

*cough* me with cookie clicker dungeons *cough*

retro-8bit

Please Orteil forty-two, give us dungeons (and potentially more dragons) in Cookie Clicker 2024

orteil42

broadening our cultural horizons: this tumescent thing is hello kitty for european girls

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#1 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

santipt50

Cookie Clicker 10th Birthday art!!

I rushed over this one. pretty good game if you ask me

orteil42

oh sickkkkk

orteil42

Cookie Clicker turns 10 today! Having outlived our enemies, let us celebrate with a fresh batch of announcements!

🍪First of all, Cookie Clicker is 40% off on Steam this week! The perfect gift for your loved and/or hated ones! (the web version is still free forever but you don't get Steam achievements or music by C418!)

🍪Secondly! The mobile version has been lagging behind the browser game for years and is in dire need of an update. I've been dedicating most of my time recently to bringing its content up to par! Here's a progress report:

Compared to the current version, this update adds back 284 upgrades and 179 achievements from the web game, which leaves 83 upgrades and 94 achievements still unimplemented plus a good amount of heavenly upgrades. I am determined to close that gap!

Seasons and the pet dragon are currently partially implemented. These are complicated, compound features with side-effects in all kinds of places so once the update gets an alpha release I'll likely be needing everyone's help to hunt for bugs and oversights. I'm being as thorough as possible but there's no way I didn't forget some obscure interplay somewhere!

I'm also updating the UI! Cookie Clicker's interface makes heavy use of woodwork, which is largely absent from the mobile version; I've been aiming to bring it back. Rather than recycling desktop assets, I'm looking to push the game's visual identity towards less "plain wooden boards" and more "victorian biscuit shop" (something I'd have liked to go for when I first made the game but didn't quite know how yet). Here's some early screenshots!

I'm using Blender for the new assets, I might make a more in-depth post about my process in the future. Please note that these are experimental and I'm still fiddling with the look! Once I'm happy with it I'll ideally be giving the desktop game a similar makeover.

This update will hopefully come out later this year and will likely involve multiple rounds of alpha. Once stable, future updates will focus on adding sugar lumps and as many of the minigames as possible.

🍪Thirdly: the Makeship grandma plushie is real and we're doing a giveaway! Please read this twitter post to enter. Note that if the launch campaign succeeds we've got other plushies in mind! Maybe a wrinkler?

🍪Fourthly - there was going to be a really cool announcement here but I've been informed I'm not yet at liberty to discuss it. It's sooooo cool tho trust me. things happening. u gotta take my word for it. tune in next time

🍪Lastly:

i've got enough dough for like, idk 50 more? mom's recipe. white+dark+milk chocolate. they're very good thank you

PS. thank you for playing with us all these years! odds are some of you reading this have been here since the very start. that's mad to think about! Opti and I couldn't have done this for 10 whole years without all of you hyping us up. i want to see if we can do 10 more. get real freaky with it

retro-8bit

THE PLUSH LOOKS AMAZING I WANT ONE SO BAD LOL