Ansem and Xemnas for the ship meme?
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How long will they last? - well the narcissism will last eternally. functionally? mmmm.... well I don’t know if they can live together or not. too similar of people butt heads yknow.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - What is this love you speak of? they’re a Heartless and a Nobody. They reject such notions.
How was their first kiss? - Sensual~
Who proposed? - mmmm... somehow i see them rejecting the concept of matrimony entirely and just being domestic partners if they wanted to settle down together. So skip the rest of this section.
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Who is on top? - it’s a power struggle. Yet somehow I think Xemnas is more willing to just say “fuck it” and give in cuz why not.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Ansem probably?
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - well they could last a full 24 hrs at some point tbh.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - i don’t think they try that hard
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - the organization counts right?
How many children will they adopt? - one or two who shall be their absolute pride
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - ehnnn equalish?
Who is the stricter parent? - both but xemnas is the cool deadpan “I said no” dad and Ansem is the “child did I not make myself perfectly CLEAR?” dad.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - pff neither. if they get hurt they’ll learn a valuable lesson.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Xemnas probably
Who is the more loved parent? - Ansem likes to read the child stories and teach them things soooo Ansem
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Xemnas. While Ansem scoffs about whatever any other parents have to say about anything
Who cried the most at graduation? - cried? oh no but they are terribly proud.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - HA they can sit their ass in jail and figure their shit out.
Who does the most cooking? - Ansem finds it quite relaxing
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ansem says “picky” is the wrong word. He’s simply “refined”
Who does the grocery shopping? - mm... Xemnas. Ansem used to until Xemnas decided he shouldn’t because he was too awful to the poor customer service folks.
How often do they bake desserts? - Nah. Ansem just buys nice dark chocolates
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ansem crave that STEAK tbh. Xemnas.... could do either
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ansem
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Ansem
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Xemnas gets caught up reading something and forgets he’s cooking.
Who cleans the room? - Xemnas
Who is really against chores? - neither especially
Who cleans up after the pets? - pets? no the pets clean up after themsel- oh animals! who needs those?
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither. either would be pissed by such a thing
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - mmm Ansem
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Xemnas. He was very confused.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Ansem
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - uh... nah.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - nah
What are their goals for the relationship? - world domination??
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ansem maybe
Who plays the most pranks? - nah
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