"Who lost the keys to the clown car?"

Howdy Howdy, names Fishborg, this is a half personal, half rp blog thats a mess.

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[byrdsfly]

[sabertoothwalrus]

shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays

thanksgiving

christmas

not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis

but we persist. valentines

st patricks day

and the latest, easter

[revanant-dreams]

One of these days I'll remeber to share more my Hrothgar from ff14....

One day...

[slutdge]

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

[slutdge]

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

[revanant-dreams]

Can't believe the League of Legends rp fandom is about to drag me back in to muse Shyvana lmao.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[wyrd-woman]

I’m doin’ it.

[hils79]

[viralfrog]

[revanant-dreams]

Been awhile since ive shared some Jorm (FF14 Hrothgar) and I just got some commissions done!

[crazycatsiren]

September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.

[subversivegrrl]

[revanant-dreams]

Gotta actually use

@danger-quartet go ahead and find me there or send the girls stuff. Mainly Bowsette

[shortvideosandstuff]

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

[werewarg]

IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG

[bogleech]

you’re not thinking big enough

make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America

[grandegarlic-deactivated2020120]

please calm down satan

[figofswords]

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

[figofswords]

weary: tired, worn-out, beaten down, exhausted, in need of rest. they were weary after their long journey. wearily, she sat down on the couch and kicked off her shoes. he had grown weary of this conversation.

wary: guarded, cautious, on-edge, careful. they were wary of the approaching stranger. warily, she poked at the dark shape in the corner of her room. he paused, wary, but nodded anyway.

[luxwing]

[figofswords]

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

[revanant-dreams]

James was humming to himself as he walked amongst the large shelves of the library. Truthfully, he didn't know what he was looking for, mainly something to do, and or read. He wasn't really paying attention where he was walking as he accidently crashed his big dumb self right into someone!! Recovering quickly, he would grab them to make sure they didn't even touch the ground, breath a sigh of relief, and not noticing how he was holding Pepper, he would smile shyly, a small blush on his cheeks

"Ah... sorry, you ok?"

@peppermyntlibrarian

[itsfelixiguess]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]