[ sᴄʜᴏʟᴀʀ ]

ind pri jack griffin from a.p. bio && endured by bowie

[revengetm]

lil  update :  it  still  takes  one  and  a  half  hours  to  clean  the  bird  cage  but  i  feel  like  they  are  accepting  it  better  now .   still  not  allowed  to  touch  their  swing  tho

[marveldaily]

[coral]

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[diagnonsinsarchive2-deactivated]

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

[tryguysgifs]

#same

[quotethatshow]

[vaememes]

prompts     >     dirk   gently’s   holistic   detective   agency  .  

feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ You’re a person of interest. Even though you’re not necessarily an interesting person. ❞

❝ That feels unnecessarily rude. ❞

❝ You didn’t see anything weird this morning, did you ___________? ❞

❝ Are you aware you just gave every possible response to that question? ❞

❝ You’ve been making choices out of desperation for too long. ❞

❝ It was good you decided to come with me. ❞

❝ I didn’t decide anything. You said you’d kill me if I didn’t go. ❞

❝ I am not your ________, asshole! ❞

❝ Well you decided it would be better to come with me than die. ❞

❝ I’m a holistic assassin… I kill whoever I like killing all day. ❞

❝ I killed them, they were my target.. ❞

❝ __________ you are a dead man. ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? Then why’d you run? ❞

❝ Why didn’t you just say I’m not __________? ❞

❝ Who are these people? ❞

❝ Bite marks. On the ceiling. ❞

❝ They say they got a witness. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ They said they found paw prints. ❞

❝ Paw prints? Like a dog? ❞

❝ Your involvement in all of this is kind of… ❞

❝ You can’t fire me, I just opened a door. ❞

❝ Well some doors shouldn’t be opened. ❞

❝ Well it’s a same day termination, I’d have to delay the cheque. ❞

❝ What do you mean same day? It just happened today. ❞

❝ Don’t you try and tell me that God doesn’t care for us. ❞

❝ Today is the day that it happened. ❞

❝ Listen, I need the money. ❞

❝ That’s what happening is, it means… ❞

❝ I’m sick of the games! No chess, no checkers, no Monopoly! ❞

❝ We are not professionals! ❞

❝ What? It’s always a day right? ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. They happen immediately. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ Oh yeah? How big are his teeth?  ❞

❝ I’m wildly aware! ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? ❞

❝ ‘Cause I don’t know who that is! ❞

❝ You’re not ________? ❞

❝ I kill whoever I like killing all day and if I killed them, they were my target. ❞

❝ That was nice. ❞ 

[teasought]

hey  i’m  uuuuuh  weak

[teasought]

                ❝         No,         ❞       ARTHUR  said,     ❝         look,    it’s   very,    very   simple              All  I  want   -   is  a  cup  of  tea .    You  are  going  to  make  one  for  me .   Now  keep  quiet  and  listen .         ❞      

               And  he  sat .    He  told  the  Nutro-Matic  about  India ,  he  told  it  about  China,   he  told  it  about  Ceylon .    He  told  it  about  broad  leaves  drying  in  the  sun . He  told  it  about  silver  teapots .    He  told  it  about  summer  afternoons  on  the  lawn .    He  told  it  about  putting  the  milk  in  before  the  tea  so  it  wouldn’t  get  scalded .    He  even  told  it    (   briefly   )    about  the  East  India  Trading  Company .

ind  pri  mixed  canon  arthur  dent  from  h2g2 written  by  bowie   

[vinegarvic]

“Dude, your back looks great, man. You’re putting the work in, and it’s showing, man.” “Thank you so much, man. I really appreciate that.”

[heavensghost]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[revengetm]

hi  uuuuuuh  @gldngod   gave  me  everything  i  ever  wanted  can  you  all  appreciate  this  please ??  just ??  look  at  this  gay  beauty  wow,  commission  angelus  for  more  gay  please   (   @altruisttm  look   )

[revengetm]

pathetiicgirl43.

“OOH, no.  – wish i was though.  it’s a shame, or, y’know… whatever you say when people die.  guy had HEART ATTACK. guess we can’t – we can’t all be lucky and move pass those kinds of things, am i right?  survival of the fittest.”  she’s laughing, even in announcing the fact that the old drama teacher ( some guy she didn’t even know, okay? ) died, she finds it in her to crack a joke.  it’s not so much that’s funny, but more so she doesn’t know what else to do.

GOD, what was it with this guy and sharing?  “look, jack, i don’t know you; you don’t know me – i’m not sharing my chips, okay?  so just – you’re going to have to let that one go.  tell you what though?” she frames her words as if this is something exciting; as if dee’s doing him a favor,  “since you haven’t eaten yet, i’ll let you buy me lunch, how’s that sound?  great, right?  because these chips?  kinda weren’t all you’re cracking them out to be so,” she crumples up the bag, balancing her hands as if weighing options, “you kind of owe me one, you know, if you think about it.  so – let’s go get some real food.”

                             despite  a  somewhat  attractive  woman  asking  him  out,   everything  inside  of  jack  just  seems  to  revolt  at  the  idea  of  going  out  with  her,   courting  her,   banging  this  filthy  chip  thief .    but  they  work  together  and  he  can’t  have  the  teacher’s  union  on  his  ass  again  for  misbehaving  towards  a  coworker .   so  instead  he  smiles,   it’s  tight-lipped  and  kinda  unpleasant  as  arms  cross  in  front  of  his  chest  and  a  million  excuses  form  on  his  tongue  only  to  melt  away  in  favour  of  his  gaze  lingering  on  her  as  more  and  more  strung  together  words  leave  her  mouth .    absolutely  none  of  it  made  any  kind  of  sense  to  jack .        ❝         how  do  i  owe  you ?         ❞      

                                but  there  is  no  time  for  answers  as  he  instead  is  back  to  finding  reasons  not  to  go  out  for  lunch  with  dee .    any  other  woman  he  will  smile  at  and  tell  her  tales  of  himself  picking  the  stars  like  flowers  for  her  but,  somehow  with  this  one,  it  isn’t  meant  to  be .        ❝         you  know  i  really  am  busy  today,    ehhhhh   -   i  have  to  uhm  help  a  student  during  lunch  break  and  then  eh  the  ap  test  is  coming  up,   yeah,    so  i  also  uh  have  homework  to  grade  and,   and  figure  out  what  things  to  go  over  with  my  kids  again .       ❞        nobody  knows  the  truth,   what  he  does  instead  of  teaching  but  it  seems  like  a  good  enough  way  out .   polite  and  reasonable .   one  ought  to  be  proud  of  him  for  this .

[jeffboldgloom]

[revengetm]

ohbrilliiant.

     “Nope, not a mum—just a traveller.” A wide smile spreads across her features as she watches his face color with disbelief. She always loves this bit. “Y’know, just a touch of alien genetics and all that. Just don’t tell anyone—it’ll have to be a fun little secret.”

                               normally  the  part  where  a  pretty  woman  isn’t  a  mom  is  delightful  to  him  but  the  mind  is  adrift  and  the  gaze  keeps  falling  to  his  fingers .   they  still  encase  delicate  wrist,   still  feel  the  twin  heartbeats  giving  off  an  impossible rhythm .        ❝      just  a  touch  of   -   yeah  okay .         ❞       a  pause  follows  as  he  dry  swallows  only  to  then  shake  his  head  back  into  position .        ❝       i  didn’t  catch  that,  where  did  you  say  you  come  from ?        ❞