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18 | they/she | shitposting final boss

[a-book-of-creatures]

Love using “historically” to refer to random inconsequential things in my life. Yeah so historically I don’t eat shellfish but

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[reverseneutraldrive]

listen i might not be a quitter but I AM a complainer. i’m making namjoon proud by being locked in but i’m also making yoongi proud by crashing out the entire time

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[notavampireartist15]

silco and kaz brekker team up would go crazy

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[reverseneutraldrive]

i love the feeling of being unconscious. not like in a concerning way just in a “i have no responsibilities” kinda way

[loveridden1999]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[reverseneutraldrive]

Sometimes I can’t stand “brother’s best friend” BTS fics. Wdym me and seokjin are the spitting image of each other? Dawg I’m brown 💀

[arimari81-70]

How it feels logging onto Tumblr to read fics after joining a new fandom

[toasttew]

"y/n ran her hand through her silky, long blonde hair while she looked her skinny and small body in the mirror-" Bitch who?

[deedzreads]

me if only reading x readers was illegal

[vetckkie]

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'