DJKits-MX1

DON'T LOOK I'M BAKÉD.

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found him

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[HAND SHAKES FURIOUSLY]

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why is this a suggested app who wants an app that secretly makes you a whore wtf

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so i asked a question on omegle today

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have you ever listened to a song that was so good that you wanted to tear shit up and blow stuff to pieces in its glory

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"oh, you shouldn't use that, that's cheating on the test" well you use an answer key to grade my test aren't you fucking cheating too

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this will be my way to take over the world if we ever run out of coffee.

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wow looks like my new favorite word is in order

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i find it weird that there’s no true translation. like no is no in english and no is no in spanish which one is the right translation

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i think i misunderstood the conversation

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Okay so I work as a cashier at dollar general

and one day this customer kept coming up with various items with small prices and asking what price it was after tax.

so after doing the math in his head he came back up with random stuff aND HIS TOTAL CAME TO $6.66 AND HE LAUGHED WITH THIS LIKE SLASHER SMILE AND SAID “sounds about right”

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when your parents send you outside with nothing better to do

[aphrodildo]

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are you fucking kidding me right now

UPDATE: I CAN'T STOPR PLAYING THOS GAME HELP ME

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Main thing about search providers

Google: we're everything you need and more

AOL: we're not dead yet we're just borrowing yahoo's idea doing stuff

Bing: check out this picture of venezuela do you love me yet

Ask: just type your question and we'll do what google does

MSN: look at all of these windows guys

Yahoo: i wonder what the kardashians are doing