yo my dudes

surfs up

[openingadoor]

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[fishing-princess]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[anik]

i love this guy

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

READY PLAYER TWO THEME SONG LEAK

[hotvampireadjacent]

Machine gun Kelly wishes he was this guy

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

[xanaxfarts]

rewards member......................... loyalty program........................ point system................. cash back.................. subscription perks....................... download app............................. scan qr code............................. 2 factor authentication..........................

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[dogpuppy]

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[actualized-animal]

[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for