wiggle and slice

seth + he/it 💥 21

[dogpuppy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[snototter]

A Formosan white-headed flying squirrel (Petaurista alborufus lena) in Taiwan

by Dash Huang

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[escuerzoresucitado]

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[cutecipher]

[dogpuppy]

[lemonsweet]

Ths is one of my favorite videos rn

[lemonsweet]

Cute wrinkly puppy of utter shock and agony

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of following mama’s example

[theweirdwideweb]

[scope-dogg]

Jurassic park

[gieoki]

flip side, b side

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[bodyglitter]

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[comfybutter]

But both Mommy and my little condensation slut gave our condensent so like I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for yours... I guess I could get like a new table or whatever but it's just not the same if it isn't mahogany.

[maidthings]

okay red what the fuck do you mean "condesent"

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors