Revolution Trainee

Dancer. Singer. Doctor of Philosophy. Just not in that order...THIS IS NOT A PORN TUMBLR; IF YOU ARE A PORN TUMBLR AND FOLLOW ME, I WILL BLOCK YOU.

[politicalprof]

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

Solomon Short (via politicalprof)

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RIP 🔊 (via animalsdoingthings)

[revolutiontrainee]

I could watch this over and over and still be happy.

I just need more context! What did Maxwell do?! What did he want?!? Why is he mean?!?

[revolutiontrainee]

Not that anyone gives a 🍆 but I put this on Apple TV and my cat totally lost her 💩 - first mimicking Maxwell's yowls and then running away when when Maxwell attacked.

YOU'RE MEAN, MAXWELL!

...why are you so mean?

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RIP 🔊 (via animalsdoingthings)

[revolutiontrainee]

I could watch this over and over and still be happy.

I just need more context! What did Maxwell do?! What did he want?!? Why is he mean?!?

[revolutiontrainee]

For the last 3 hours, I've been so happy I cannot stop smiling OR hearing music that - I'm pretty sure - isn't playing...

Must share.

[briennesjaime]

TeamJaime or TeamTormund?

[shencomix]

For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

[revolutiontrainee]

Chart-side of Tumblr, make a chart comparing the number of Game of Thrones and Trump Administration characters - (career) killed, overthrown by usurper, too scandalous/unpopular to appear on tv anymore (Kellyanne Conway...)

[revolutiontrainee]

Jean-Paul Sartre walks into a cafe, and the waiter asks what he'd like to order. Sartre replies, 'I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream.' The waiter goes off, but comes back apologising. 'I'm sorry Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream. How about with no milk?'

A joke on Being and Nothingness by Sartre or matter and anti-matter in Sarah Bakewell's At the Existentialist Cafe: Freedom, Being, and Apricot Cocktails.

[united-nations-deactivated20190]

The only criteria for military service should be fitness to serve. Governments should challenge prejudice, not feed it.

via United Nations Human Rights

[revolutiontrainee]

In which even the UN is fed up...

[revolutiontrainee]

I have phobia of snakes. If I see them move - even on tv - I gag, and yes that scene with the baby iguanas in season two of planet earth was completely revolting for me. This guy looks sad though. I feel for him/her and the two others (one of which died), having been shipped from Hong Kong to LA in the equivalent of a Pringles tin. Doesn't (S)he look super sad?!?

[deutsch-doodles]

[politicalprof]

Some of the people that are opposed to this [i.e., repealing Obamacare] — there are some female senators from the northeast. If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.

Blake Farenthold (R-TX), who loves democracy but not Republican women and prefers shooting people who disagree with him. (via politicalprof)

It's just amazing how regressive our politics are...

[tastefullyoffensive]

Social conditioning. (by JDrift01)

[revolutiontrainee]

Tomorrow I have an interview at Starbucks... this has been helpful.

[katrinamnorton]

[revolutiontrainee]

Share!

[pdlcomics]

Out of Here

[revolutiontrainee]

Watch this; it will make you smile and possibly laugh.

[revolutiontrainee]

We have done more in five months than practically any president in history.

Guess who said it.