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politicalprof

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

Solomon Short (via politicalprof)

#L.#know nothing #know everything #mind prison #not mind palace

xxziggystardust

revolutiontrainee

IT'S OLD GREGG!!

#L.#I want to go back in time and watch the Mighty Boosh again as if I've never seen it #I'm old Gregg #You ever drank Bailey's from a boot

tastefullyoffensive

RIP 🔊 (via animalsdoingthings)

revolutiontrainee

I could watch this over and over and still be happy.

I just need more context! What did Maxwell do?! What did he want?!? Why is he mean?!?

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Not that anyone gives a 🍆 but I put this on Apple TV and my cat totally lost her 💩 - first mimicking Maxwell's yowls and then running away when when Maxwell attacked.

YOU'RE MEAN, MAXWELL!

...why are you so mean?

#L.#No Maxwell #born this way?#asshat cats

tastefullyoffensive

RIP 🔊 (via animalsdoingthings)

revolutiontrainee

I could watch this over and over and still be happy.

I just need more context! What did Maxwell do?! What did he want?!? Why is he mean?!?

#L.#No Maxwell #born this way?#asshat cats

For the last 3 hours, I've been so happy I cannot stop smiling OR hearing music that - I'm pretty sure - isn't playing...

Must share.

#L.#or maybe working at Starbucks has gotten to me #officially #update to come

briennesjaime

TeamJaime or TeamTormund?

#L.#yaaaaas queen #but also the khalesi is mine #back off tarth

shencomix

For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

#L.#boop

Chart-side of Tumblr, make a chart comparing the number of Game of Thrones and Trump Administration characters - (career) killed, overthrown by usurper, too scandalous/unpopular to appear on tv anymore (Kellyanne Conway...)

#L.#I can't keep track anymore #too many characters #poor Spicey #Scaramucci #who's next #AG Sessions probably #dragons #usurpers #Trump administration #you cannot govern on a rollercoaster #like network tv #ugh

Jean-Paul Sartre walks into a cafe, and the waiter asks what he'd like to order. Sartre replies, 'I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream.' The waiter goes off, but comes back apologising. 'I'm sorry Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream. How about with no milk?'

A joke on Being and Nothingness by Sartre or matter and anti-matter in Sarah Bakewell's At the Existentialist Cafe: Freedom, Being, and Apricot Cocktails.

#L.#those comma splices and run ons are hers... not mine #Sartre #Heidegger #Kierkegaard #Being and Nothinness #pour-soi #philosophy jokes

united-nations-deactivated20190

The only criteria for military service should be fitness to serve. Governments should challenge prejudice, not feed it.

via United Nations Human Rights

revolutiontrainee

In which even the UN is fed up...

#L.#well at least with rhetoric #inaction continues to be a thing #Trump #LBGTQ #trans rights #human rights #military service

I have phobia of snakes. If I see them move - even on tv - I gag, and yes that scene with the baby iguanas in season two of planet earth was completely revolting for me. This guy looks sad though. I feel for him/her and the two others (one of which died), having been shipped from Hong Kong to LA in the equivalent of a Pringles tin. Doesn't (S)he look super sad?!?

#L.#poor kitty #glass cage #let me free #where are my friends #what sort of monster does this #the sort of monster that puts their dog on a stranger's balcony to have Tinder sex without judgement #yeah that totally happened at my neighbors today #wtf #and it was like 11am #who makes a booty call at 11am on a Wednesday #I guess it is hump day...#womp womp #we got off topic here

deutsch-doodles

#L.#go to school #build a house #die #German practicality #sensibility #ahhhh #this is how to live life #with the expectation that it will (sugar) suck

politicalprof

Some of the people that are opposed to this [i.e., repealing Obamacare] — there are some female senators from the northeast. If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.

Blake Farenthold (R-TX), who loves democracy but not Republican women and prefers shooting people who disagree with him. (via politicalprof)

It's just amazing how regressive our politics are...

#L.#and how shooting people has become a default response #especially for white middle aged men #no offense Prof #you're great